To avoid spamming the bible thread... (albums, quote, 2000)

sleepy jack · 07-06-2007, 10:10 PM

THOU SHALL NOT MURDER!

/turns entire town into pillar of salt

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 07-06-2007, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MHDTV

Read the Bible...It's ridiculous what is considered sin.

GOD NEVER HAD SEX TO CREATE JESUS.

I haven't even read the Bible.

Come on.

PopIsDead · 07-06-2007, 11:44 PM

It's a trick question. Neo is Jesus.

MHDTV · 07-06-2007, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Starving-Artless

GOD NEVER HAD SEX TO CREATE JESUS.

I haven't even read the Bible.

Come on.

Then how do you know? You just admitted that I have superior information. The whole point is how he magically sent his sperm to the "Virgin" Mary to concieve Jesus. One might question how he got that sperm...

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 07-06-2007, 11:58 PM

You're a jackass, and you do not have any idea what you are talking about.

MHDTV · 07-07-2007, 12:01 AM

I'm a jackass because of one sick joke? And I apparently I have a lot more knowledge about the Bible than you. Honestly you're the one acting like a jackass now. Instead of responding to my post you insult me. Btw, I certainly don't consider you a jackass.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 07-07-2007, 12:12 AM

You were joking about the whole "magically sending his sperm" thing?

I hope so.

The Dave · 07-07-2007, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MHDTV

Then how do you know? You just admitted that I have superior information. The whole point is how he magically sent his sperm to the "Virgin" Mary to concieve Jesus. One might question how he got that sperm...

I have read the Bible and God did not have sex with Mary. According to the Bible it was a miracle, he caused Jesus to be formed in her womb.

But for your entertainment- Yes, God layed Mary down and ****ed the living hell out of her vagina and fireworks shot over Bethleham.

MHDTV · 07-07-2007, 12:45 PM

That was a joke, as I just said...

The Dave · 07-07-2007, 04:44 PM

^You didn't say it initially which makes it seem as though you only called it a joke because you were called out on it.

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07-06-2007, 11:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
PopIsDead Edgyswingsetacid Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 342	It's a trick question. Neo is Jesus. __________________ "No one likes a smart-ass but we all like stars."

07-06-2007, 11:58 PM	#35 (permalink)
~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	You're a jackass, and you do not have any idea what you are talking about.

07-07-2007, 12:01 AM	#36 (permalink)
MHDTV Music Addict Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berkeley, California Posts: 697	I'm a jackass because of one sick joke? And I apparently I have a lot more knowledge about the Bible than you. Honestly you're the one acting like a jackass now. Instead of responding to my post you insult me. Btw, I certainly don't consider you a jackass.

07-07-2007, 12:12 AM	#37 (permalink)
~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	You were joking about the whole "magically sending his sperm" thing? I hope so.

07-07-2007, 12:45 PM	#39 (permalink)
MHDTV Music Addict Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berkeley, California Posts: 697	That was a joke, as I just said...

07-07-2007, 04:44 PM	#40 (permalink)
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,830	^You didn't say it initially which makes it seem as though you only called it a joke because you were called out on it.