THOU SHALL NOT MURDER!


/turns entire town into pillar of salt

GOD NEVER HAD SEX TO CREATE JESUS.

I haven't even read the Bible.

Come on.

It's a trick question. Neo is Jesus.

Then how do you know? You just admitted that I have superior information. The whole point is how he magically sent his sperm to the "Virgin" Mary to concieve Jesus. One might question how he got that sperm...

You're a jackass, and you do not have any idea what you are talking about.

I'm a jackass because of one sick joke? And I apparently I have a lot more knowledge about the Bible than you. Honestly you're the one acting like a jackass now. Instead of responding to my post you insult me. Btw, I certainly don't consider you a jackass.

You were joking about the whole "magically sending his sperm" thing?

I hope so.

I have read the Bible and God did not have sex with Mary. According to the Bible it was a miracle, he caused Jesus to be formed in her womb.

But for your entertainment- Yes, God layed Mary down and ****ed the living hell out of her vagina and fireworks shot over Bethleham.

That was a joke, as I just said...