Neo sucks penises. Jesus was a black man with a large penis. OWNIGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus has infinite lives though, after he keeps respawning Neo will get tired of camping and then J35U5 will pop up behind him with his Boomstick.

:neo: Believe. I really didn't get why people have to reference the Matrix with everything from religion to what Tom Cruises son will look like...

Guys, it is not open to debate, Jesus would win.

Everyone who voted Neo will be rounded up and shot at the end of the poll.

Yes, Jesus is the son of god, but i'd like you all to remember neo IS god!

HAHAH HAVE FUN IN HELL BITCH

Neo would save us from the bullets.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ng_bullets.gif

Unlike Neo (who was only a character played by Keanu Reeves), Jesus is real.

Keanu Reeves is just Neo's ****ed up alter ego.

oooo toughie >.<


im gonna have to give it to neo though..