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Bane of your existence 06-26-2007 12:01 PM

Holy, holy, sh*t
 
Chris Beniot kills his wife and kid, then himself


SI.com - More Sports - WWE wrestler Benoit,*family found dead - Tuesday June 26, 2007 12:50PM

MURDER JUNKIE 06-26-2007 12:07 PM

Being a Canadian Chris Benoit was always one of my favorites, his technical skill in matches with other great wrestlers such as Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle was a true bright spot in the otherwise half assed world of wrestling today. It saddens me that he was capable of something this awful.

Nonetheless he is a legend of the ring

joyboyo53 06-26-2007 12:13 PM

your name is murder junkie....

MURDER JUNKIE 06-26-2007 12:15 PM

Irony at it's finest, great post BTW

pheurton 06-26-2007 12:17 PM

I bet he gave them the crippler crossface.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-26-2007 12:18 PM

I would hope, why wouldn't you want to go out with your signature?

Zo Zo 06-26-2007 12:18 PM

God I can't believe this. He used to be one of my favourite wrestlers when I watched it. RIP Chris and his family.

Bane of your existence 06-26-2007 12:21 PM

LOL @ RIP Chris

Bane of your existence 06-26-2007 12:22 PM

I use to root for that dude when he wretled with Saturn.

pheurton 06-26-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 376758)
I would hope, why wouldn't you want to go out with your signature?

Maybe he might've wanted to break to break chairs on their heads instead.

chumb 06-26-2007 12:28 PM

Since when does USA tribute programs to guys who just killed their wife and kid? He seems to be getting a lot more sympathy than most murderers usually do, especially considering he killed a seven year old kid.

Urban Hat€monger ? 06-26-2007 12:28 PM

The police say it was a real slobberknocker.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-26-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chumb (Post 376763)
Since when does USA tribute programs to guys who just killed their wife and kid? He seems to be getting a lot more sympathy than most murderers usually do, especially considering he killed a seven year old kid.


It wasn't released that it was a murder suicide until today

Bane of your existence 06-26-2007 12:31 PM

The odds no 'roids were involved are 437/1. I'm taking bets now.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-26-2007 12:32 PM

The suicide rate in wrestlers is insane, is it REALLY that stressful??

anticipation 06-26-2007 02:04 PM

I heard it was a table match gone awry.

acratertocoffin 06-26-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny (Post 376795)
I heard it was a table match gone awry.

I really don't understand how someone can make jokes about a double murder - suicide and call themselves a human being.
We're all aware that wrestling is a complete joke but this was a wife and child killed by their father. If you can tell me the punchline I'm very interested because it must be a doozy.

EDIT: That goes to the others too.

The Unfan 06-26-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acratertocoffin (Post 376797)
If you can tell me the punchline I'm very interested because it must be a doozy.

This man speaks the truth. There is nothing funny about a twist of fate that causes a guy to hit rock bottom right before the book ends.

chumb 06-26-2007 02:18 PM

What are you talking about, death is the biggest cosmic joke of all.

Barnard17 06-26-2007 03:51 PM

lol, he said punchline and he's talking about a wrestler involved in a double murder-suicide.


Sweet irony.

anticipation 06-26-2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acratertocoffin (Post 376797)
I really don't understand how someone can make jokes about a double murder - suicide and call themselves a human being.
We're all aware that wrestling is a complete joke but this was a wife and child killed by their father. If you can tell me the punchline I'm very interested because it must be a doozy.

EDIT: That goes to the others too.

How about you put the tampons away and sack up.


I'm very interested in why you feign sympathy for this event, considering how you've never even spoke with the man or his family, and how he hasn't made a profound difference in the world, or contributed to anything besides the art of jumping around in spandex.

huh 06-26-2007 07:07 PM

feign sympathy? you are a ****ing loon. 2 innocent people were brutally murdered. do you have to know the people personally to feel that it isnt a joking matter?

i bet that you personally don't know anyone who has lost their life in iraq but at some point you have criticized it for the deaths its caused, and if you have certainly tons of others have. is that phoney concern?

anticipation 06-26-2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huh (Post 376860)
i bet that you personally don't know anyone who has lost their life in iraq but at some point you have criticized it for the deaths its caused, and if you have certainly tons of others have. is that phoney concern?



yeah, that would be phoney concern, because I don't give a **** about iraq. as far as i'm concerned, the war is just helping with the overpopulation problem.

dirt mcgirt 06-26-2007 07:28 PM

**** son, why wuld he choke at a time like this? he was making a killin doin rasslin an he had a stranglehold on tha industry, naamean?

anotha reason yall cant trust canadians. werd.

huh 06-26-2007 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny (Post 376861)
yeah, that would be phoney concern, because I don't give a **** about iraq. as far as i'm concerned, the war is just helping with the overpopulation problem.

hah, you're a funny kid.
i guess making ridiculous statements soley with the intention of getting a rise out of people is the new hobby of 13 year old kids.

i don't even think that bill o reilly is at as much of a disconnect with reality as you are.

half_baked87 06-26-2007 07:40 PM

chris benoit was a cowardly peice of **** with backne and a shrivelled unit. why anyone feels sympathy for him is beyond me. if you felt that bad about your life, go out in a field and off yourself, don't drag the wife and kids into it. especially the kid, what the hell could posess a man to do that? what a sick summbitch

Laces Out Dan! 06-26-2007 07:42 PM

I agree. Nobody should feel sorry for someone evil enough to kill the two people probably closest to him in his life. One of which was only seven years old. He's a real class act.

sleepy jack 06-26-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by half_baked87 (Post 376866)
chris benoit was a cowardly peice of **** with backne and a shrivelled unit. why anyone feels sympathy for him is beyond me. if you felt that bad about your life, go out in a field and off yourself, don't drag the wife and kids into it. especially the kid, what the hell could posess a man to do that? what a sick summbitch

Steroids = bad news.

And Gentlemen Johnny you're the problem with america, apathy like that is disgusting. Wars are good because they help with the "overpopulation problem"? Cmon, I really don't know what else to say, I was going to make this longer. Congrats on being a selfish 13 year old bratty bitch who gets his kicks playing hardcore on the internet and pretending hes from the ghetto.

acratertocoffin 06-26-2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny (Post 376859)
How about you put the tampons away and sack up.


I'm very interested in why you feign sympathy for this event, considering how you've never even spoke with the man or his family, and how he hasn't made a profound difference in the world, or contributed to anything besides the art of jumping around in spandex.

Giving a shit about people other than yourself must be going out of style you selfish prick. A mother and her son are dead. Murdered in cold blood by their husband/father. I don't have to have any connection to them at all and I can still "feign" sympathy for a tragic incident such as this. It's called being a decent person. Shocking, I know.

Barnard17 06-27-2007 03:54 AM

How does it make you a decent person to potter about on some completely unrelated message board and talk about how sorry you feel?

If you want to be able to call yourself a decent person and feel good about how selfless you are, go to Africa and dig wells for the people there rather than walking around thinking you're morally superior for what you say to people who don't give a damn.

Bane of your existence 06-27-2007 05:59 AM

I didn't realize how many big name wrestlers had died recently while they were young.

Ravishing Rick Rude — Died at 40 of an apparent heart attack in 1999, a bottle of prescription pills for his bad back at his side. The autopsy report said he died of "mixed medications." Rude was an admitted user of anabolic steroids.

Louis Mucciolo, a.k.a, Louie Spicolli — Died in 1998 at age 27 when he suffocated on his own vomit after ingesting massive amounts of Soma and alcohol. Investigators also found an empty vial of testosterone, pain pills and an anti-anxiety drug at the scene.

Brian Pillman — An admitted user of steroids, he died of a heart attack at age 35 in 1997 on the morning of WWF's In Your House: Badd Blood pay-per-view event.

Rick "the Renegade" Williams — Died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound at age 33 after being released from his World Championship Wrestling contract in 1999.

"Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig — Found dead of a cocaine overdose at age 44 in his motel room on April 10, 2003, the morning of a match. Hennig's father maintained that steroids and painkillers contributed to his death.

Rodney "Yokozuna" Anoa'i — Died of a heart attack in 2002 at 34.

Davey Boy Smith, "The British Bulldog" — Died of a heart attack at age 39 on May 17, 2002. An autopsy report indicated that past steroid use had likely played a part in his death.

Michael "Road Warrior Hawk" Hegstrand — An admitted steroid user, he died of a heart attack at age 46 in 2003.

Michael Lockwood, "Crash Holly" — In 2003, at the age of 32, he choked to death on his own vomit after ingesting 90 painkiller pills.

Jerry Tuite, "The Wall" a.k.a. "Malice" — Died at age 36 in 2003 of an apparent heart attack in his hotel room.

Raymond "Hercules" Hernandez — Dead of heart failure in 2004 at age 47.

Ray "The Big Boss Man" Traylor — Found dead of a heart attack in 2004 at age 42.

Eddie Guerrero — After a long battle with painkillers, he was found dead of a heart attack by his nephew in his hotel room at age 38. The first person his nephew reportedly called was Guerrero's best friend, Chris Benoit.

Chris Candido — Died in 2005 at age 33 from a blood clot after breaking his tibia and fibula and dislocating his ankle in a pay-per-view event.

Owen Hart — Fell to his death at age 34 in 1999 when the rigging that was lowering him into the ring malfunctioned.

The Unfan 06-27-2007 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 376873)
And Gentlemen Johnny you're the problem with america, apathy like that is disgusting.

Since when was being apathetic a problem? How does someone else's apathy affect your living?

Bane of your existence 06-27-2007 07:40 AM

Check your avatar.

Laces Out Dan! 06-27-2007 02:00 PM

The Big Boss Man Is Dead !!! :(

The Unfan 06-27-2007 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane of your existence (Post 376963)
Check your avatar.

He cares about the world enough to try and force his jackass idea of morality upon it.

half_baked87 06-27-2007 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unfan (Post 377078)
He cares about the world enough to try and force his jackass idea of morality upon it.

no, he doesn't care enough, he just wants some cheap petro and to keep an eye on those shifty arabs. apathy IS whats wrong with america (and canada). people that just don't give a **** and take whatever's handed to them. i think if everyone started having a little more concern for humanity in general we'd be in a much better place than we are now. totally off topic i know, so yeah, chris benoit, douchebag extrordinaire.

sleepy jack 06-29-2007 11:37 PM

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Laces Out Dan! 06-29-2007 11:41 PM

I think the bottom one of by far my favourite.

sleepy jack 06-29-2007 11:44 PM

Its pretty terrible, however.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 377626)

JUST TAP OUT

littleknowitall 06-30-2007 01:22 PM

Ah now come on, where's the respect in that? a couple of puns here and there were ok but those are just sick....even too sick for me.
3 people did die.

Mind you i cant really understand people who are sympathetic towards him o.o


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