I'm starting college soon
 

because I'm smarter than most of you morons.

Then you'll fit right in. DOn't waste your money like I did....... or actually, your parents' money. :bonkhead:

So in America, intelligence is judged on whether or not you go to college? Isn't that more proof that your parents have money than anything else? Or did you get a scholarship based on your incredible academic achievement?

Money sadly. Though I did score in the high 90s percentile wise for both reading and writing in Iowa, and mid-high 80s in the U.S.. I'd consider myself fairly intelligent in certain fields but not so much in others (math can eat my ass).

Or you could do like me, and join the military :(

Not really I mean my parents went college having almost no money to their name and two kids. Though I don't think that colleges are crawling with intellectuals.

An exception to the rule then?

I think if you have the grades and you want to go badly enough anyone can go to a public college. They have loans and jobs for things like that.

Did you just point out that Iowa is quite a stupid state, or did I misinterpret this?

Where you goin', son?