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06-17-2007, 06:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
that's my war face.
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The utterly ignorant thread.
Post ignorant opinions that you have, and state them as fact just to reaaaalllly piss everyone off.
FACT: All girls should just **** off. REASON: I was seeing a girl for a year or so. Then we split up, but we never properly split up. We just kinda stopped saying we were boyfriend and girlfriend for some reason. But we kept doing the same things we always did and it was all well and good. Then it turns out she went to a party and kissed loads of lads, and apparently did some more. When she was steaming drunk. Obviously I was really affected by this, but somehow I managed to still be able to continue with her. Then I did the same thing to her with 2 different girls. Then she revealed that she had kissed another boy beforehand at a gig. But she forgave me for what I had done, so I forgave her. Then yesterday, I was speaking to one of my friends who now goes out with this lad. She told me the lad used to like this girl that I'm talking about, my on/off girlfriend. And apparently they kissed whilst I was going out with her. I didn't believe that, and rang 'my' girl up to ask her and she sounded deadly serious when she denied it. Then I met up with her on the same day and asked her the question again, and each time she sounded so truthful. Then I saw a few cracks in her, so I repeatedly asked her, and finally she gave in. So I walked off and left her. What has upset me the most is, even though this happened quite a while back (about 4 months or so) she seemed adamant she never did anything. And I believed her. So, whose to say she hasn't done more with anybody else if she's THIS good at lying? I've never put her down as a liar before, but I have now changed my opinion on her. It's heartbreaking to be honest, because I can never really trust her again and I will always be unsure of whether she's telling the truth or not. And now I'm just thinking if she's done this any more times to me, or gone further than kissing. It's horrible to think about. So yeah, the reason why all girls should **** off is because they're manipulative, affection-hunting twats who lie and **** with your head. And as a boy that absolutely idolises this girl and has been exceedingly lovely to her, I feel cheated. |
06-17-2007, 11:34 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Dat's Der Bunny!
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*** **** such a nice girl **** **** **** Marry **** **** not to be **** **** *** *** **** That's life I guess **** **** **** *** Plenty of Other Fish in The Sea!
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06-17-2007, 07:20 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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And if they are under 18 send them back to New Mexico.
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06-18-2007, 02:21 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Fact; We should nuke the Middle East
Reason; gets the job done quicker, and we wouldn't have to spend so much money trying to organize a democratic government while killing the rest of those sand ******s. It's not like Japan, where those yellow skinned ***gots just gave up after we bombed two of their cities. Pussies. Fact; We should nuke North Korea Reason; Kim Jong Il. We should worry about a counter attack by them, because Kim Jong Il, Statatisticalably speaking, is too short....... and if that's not good enough a reason, well, I dunno what is. Sieg Hail Bush. Fact; Provide free health care. Reason; There are alot of dirty mexicans that cross our boarder and already illegally get heath care. Why lose abunch of money over it. Why should we pay the doctors all that money to save lives? Why not fireman? Why not the three dudes who, after ****ing a hooker and having her OD on crack accidently, dump her unconcious body in front of the hospital? Greedy doctors, in their ***goty white coats and fancy pansy PhD's. If it wasn't for our health care system, Chuck Schuldiner would probably have lived longer! Fact; Global Warming is not a Threat to the Earth Reason; The Earth and all it's matter has been here for 4.5 billion years, and has endured meteor strikes, ice ages, and famine of all sorts. Sure, the things that lived back then are dead now, or at least most of them, and this global warming thing may kill us eventually, but the good news is the earth will remain ok. In a billion or so years, sure, the sun will eventually become a red giant and torch the surface of the earth, but the planet will still be there. And yes, the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with us and will most likely **** things up a little, but THAT'S OK! Matter can neither be destroyed nor created, so the earth will remain safe.... in a couple pieces or so, but it'll still exists! So instead of doing these "Save the Earth" cryfests, stop wasting your time, sit back in your recliner with the bong in hand, and let nature take its course. It's rude to stop the course of nature. How would you like it if someone kept getting in your way? You wouldn't like it if a policeman kept bugging you about your career as a prostitute or drug dealer, dragging you in cuffs and preventing you from earning a living? So let nature do what it does, and stop trying to save the world. Let the world save itself, and shake the infestation of HOMO sapiens off its surface. ....... this is a thread about being as ignorant and stupid as possible, right? If not, I am sorry.
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