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right-track 06-08-2007 05:42 PM

God Exists
 
A sobbing Paris Hilton was sent back to jail a day after her early release under house arrest triggered outrage that one of Hollywood's rich and famous was getting special treatment. :laughing:

Discuss.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-08-2007 05:48 PM

I hope she gets fisted up to the elbow by a bull **** with a chelsea

That would be "HOT"

_Spinning_ 06-08-2007 05:49 PM

She shouldn't have been let out in the first place, Nor had her sentence shortened.

But that's just an opinion.
She also shouldn't have made an "Album" but she did.

sleepy jack 06-08-2007 05:50 PM

America makes me puke, this made me slightly less sick when I saw it though I doubt shes getting normal treatment in jail.

right-track 06-08-2007 05:51 PM

What's a chelsea? @MJ.

Seriously, she should have got life imprisonment when she covered Rod Stewart's, "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

Danny 06-08-2007 06:16 PM

She's such a whore.....she deserves the full sentence, thats nice to know shes getting it.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 06-08-2007 09:40 PM

For a second, when I read the thread title, I was like, ooh yey more false proof...... but now I'm a believer. Hail Jesus.

gordonman 06-08-2007 10:22 PM

All is right in the world.

boo boo 06-08-2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 372392)
What's a chelsea?

Knowing MJ it probably involves anal fisting and fecal matter in some way or another.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 06-08-2007 10:36 PM

Call Taylor, I think we need to have a Christ party.

sleepy jack 06-08-2007 10:38 PM

JESUS GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

pheurton 06-09-2007 03:20 AM

So Jesus is responsible for my brain tumour?

MoonlitSunshine 06-09-2007 04:14 AM

michael flatley is a ponce. call me unpatriotic if you like, but I mean, come on.


on topic: maybe?

holdyoualways 06-09-2007 09:33 PM

if i hear one more goddamn thing on the television or radio about paris hilton im gonna bust someones balls

just for kicks 06-09-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways (Post 372709)
if i hear one more goddamn thing on the television or radio about paris hilton im gonna bust someones balls

i have to agree with that. serouisly i dont really give a s*hit about paris hilton. i think its funny she in jail but im sick of the 'main topic of discussion' being her. Who cares???!!! she could try to kill herself in there and i wouldnt give a shi.t. dont know how anybody can look up to somebody like her

Loser 06-09-2007 10:56 PM

Man you guys are on....But if you look at this....It's the same thing that happened to anna nicole.....It's like we put these actresses and actors on a ****in pedistal and there the main topic.....There's much bigger news than a rich blonde silver spooned girl going to jail. The only thing she contributed to the world is a good porno.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 06-09-2007 10:58 PM

^First person I've seen call Paris Hilton porn good.

What've you contributed to the world?

Sparky 06-09-2007 11:00 PM

the porno with her was ****ing boring...

>.>

Loser 06-09-2007 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Starving-Artless (Post 372722)
^First person I've seen call Paris Hilton porn good.

What've you contributed to the world?

A good keg party...How about you?

MURDER JUNKIE 06-10-2007 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 372392)
What's a chelsea? @MJ.


The haircut illustrated in this photo, for dykes and skins only:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...f/73281525.jpg

pheurton 06-10-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 372476)
michael flatley is a ponce. call me unpatriotic if you like, but I mean, come on.


on topic: maybe?

How is he a ponce?
Just because he sometimes wears spandex?
I think you're just envious of his talent, I mean no one else can dance and play the penny whistle like he can. Michael puts Jethro Tull to shame I wont call you unpatriotic because I bet most irish folk dislike him.

on topic: Well if he did, then I'm not using my rosary beads again :(

a-ron 06-11-2007 05:40 PM

Never liked how Paris Hilton wanted so much attention. She did this to herself. Besides arranging events via other people's choices, God's not involved.

OldManDeath 06-11-2007 06:43 PM

She is a pretty lame excuse for a celebrity to me. She has just gotten use to too much attention and its gone to her head. I dont think she is stupid though, she is rolling in money. I think she should be treated the same as anybody that goes for all celebrities, to me anyways.

Laces Out Dan! 06-11-2007 09:00 PM

She was diagnosed chlostraphobic and she has Attention Deficite Disorder...thats funny stuff.


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