takin a sh*t (hardcore, quote)

dirt mcgirt · 05-23-2007, 01:34 AM

yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?

Skid Mark · 05-23-2007, 02:02 AM

perhaps your delivery technique?

DontRunMeOver · 05-23-2007, 04:04 AM

You've been back on the smack again, Dirt? It does that to people.

Don't bother with the pushups. Do hardcore situps and other ab exercises to mush that ****brick you've got inside you back into a pulp. Then it'll be ready to slide out like a skinny kid on a flume.

Or hold up a liquor store and then escape on foot. The combination of fear, excitement, cv exercise and general jigging about should help you knock down that internal log-cabin you've managed to build.

LazyFingers · 05-23-2007, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?

Are you eating after seven pm? Maybe if you do fingers push ups?

dirt mcgirt · 05-26-2007, 08:13 AM

yo son, tha dirt dawg aint constopated yall. like ****tin out misissipi mud piez, naamean.

right-track · 05-26-2007, 10:52 AM

That'll be stress caused by the gangsta/pimp lifestyle...it's bound to catch up on you one day.

Imodium capsules should do the trick.

Leave the guns at home and take the week off.

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Skid Mark Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 210	perhaps your delivery technique?

05-26-2007, 08:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	yo son, tha dirt dawg aint constopated yall. like ****tin out misissipi mud piez, naamean.

05-26-2007, 10:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	That'll be stress caused by the gangsta/pimp lifestyle...it's bound to catch up on you one day. Imodium capsules should do the trick. Leave the guns at home and take the week off.