takin a sh*t
 

yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?

perhaps your delivery technique?

You've been back on the smack again, Dirt? It does that to people.

Don't bother with the pushups. Do hardcore situps and other ab exercises to mush that ****brick you've got inside you back into a pulp. Then it'll be ready to slide out like a skinny kid on a flume.

Or hold up a liquor store and then escape on foot. The combination of fear, excitement, cv exercise and general jigging about should help you knock down that internal log-cabin you've managed to build.

Are you eating after seven pm? Maybe if you do fingers push ups?

:rofl:

yo son, tha dirt dawg aint constopated yall. like ****tin out misissipi mud piez, naamean.

That'll be stress caused by the gangsta/pimp lifestyle...it's bound to catch up on you one day.

Imodium capsules should do the trick.

Leave the guns at home and take the week off.