Kevorkian Logic

One of my friends posted this bulletin on myspace, titled "60 things girls dont kno" (yes, know was spelled wrong, she's the first cousin of the village idiot). Anyhow, I was curious if any of this is actually true, because it seems like a bunch of mushy bull**** to me. And since the majority of this website is male, I thought it would be the appropiate place to ask because it's apparently "written by a guy." So, yea, does this actually seem to be written by a guy? Or is it written by some lonely girl who thinks they have insight into a guy's life?



WRITTEN BY A GUY.

--Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~
two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on
the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they
go to sleep, they always think about the girl they
truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little
about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward
pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all
and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend
or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you
talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're
still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to
think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And
he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess
about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really
like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls
presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their
lunch money for a week. But it never works because
guys are always hungry so they end up asking the
parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him.
But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help
from about his problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.

**--**A usual act that proves that the guy likes you
is when he teases you.--**--

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are
serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.
We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes
you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it
meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys.
Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's
confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book
for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about
relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted
, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and
grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the
girl, he will think about it for the next couple days
or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

****No matter how much guys talk about asses and
boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance
books that girls read and take as their basis of
experience.

****Guys worry about the thin line between being
compassionate and being whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's
probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just
actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It
doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know
something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is
never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's
probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second,
he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your
naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up
easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear
perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about
guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even
more.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a
girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's
just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are *******s. Just because ONE is a
jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your
getting into before making out with a guy ...like
wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to
talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will
start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unoticable tell them
about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you
sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the
ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it
..it means that he really likes you or his neck really
hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can
get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will
happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple
times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to
be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with
you as much as possible.

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"it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

Trauma

Some is true, some isn't.
How the hell am I supposed to know if it was written by a guy or not?

I've refused I'm ticklish on the ribs to all girls except the one I'm with now.

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A mi no me importa nada
Para mi la vida es un sueño

right-track

I didn't read it.

Trauma

I skipped through.
There are about a billion of those, but the real question is, do they even matter to begin with?

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A mi no me importa nada
Para mi la vida es un sueño

Alo

People trying to understand boys are idiots.

BEEER AND TITTTIEEES LAAALAAALAALALAAAAA.

That's about the national anthem in Holland. And even as a gril, I quite agree more tiwht this one than with out actual anthem. =D

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I rocked my shoelaces untied

Kevorkian Logic

I dunno, you're a guy. Can't you just read something and know if it's testosterone driven? I sure as hell can't.

I'm not trying to understand guys, I accepted the fact that I just don't about 3 years ago.

Maybe I should just move to Holland....it sounds a helluva lot more fun place to be.

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"it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

Urban Hat€monger ?

I can narrow that list down to 3

1. Wear low cut clothes
2. Make sure there is cold beer in the fridge
3. Don't talk during the football

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Trauma

I don't know about all guys writing things testosterone driven, but I can tell that what you just wrote was written by a girl.

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A mi no me importa nada
Para mi la vida es un sueño

right-track

I'm thinking of setting up a camera in the living room and fixing it so the wife appears in a small box in the corner of the TV screen (the kind they have for deaf people) so the wife can gesture when she wants to bring me a beer.

A_Perfect_Sonnet

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it
meant.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you
sexually

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. Guys rarely say that.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend
or ex love-interest

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear
perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even
more.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And
he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess
about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys.
Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's
confused, then we're all confused




I left a couple out, but I wasn't going through the whole stupid list again. The rest I haven't experienced (at least in a long time), or they were written by a girl.