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why did you read a myspace bulletin?
listen up, ladies. here is a real list. 1. Suck his **** 2. Play with his balls 3. Make him a sandwich 4. Don't talk so much. |
I like the absurdity of many of them, it makes me giggle.
And i've heard that list before, except not with the cooking, because I'm a terrible cook. I can make quesdillas, steak, and deviled eggs, and thats it. |
Quesadillas and steak? What the **** more could you ask for?
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most of that stuff is bullshit
the national guy motto is "id like a beer & id like to see something naked" show me THAT in your lovey bullitens! |
It's the same for girls, they're just more subtle.
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true
but ill give the benefit of the doubt to both genders anyway :) |
This is me giving you the answer to their validity, not whether they were written by a girl or guy.
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. ^ I can't stand that crap. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. ^ Depends how pretty the smile is. --Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. --Guys get jealous easily. ^ Good and idea, and yes. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. ^ Good god, yes, yes and more yes. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. ^ If he says that, then yeah. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. ^ Sometimes. Try to be as straightforward as possible. ^ Yeah. It definitely helps. A lot. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. ^ Duh. Even more so if they sacrifice watching televised sports events. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." ^ not ironclad, but sure. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. ^ Yeah. Fucking machismo bullshit. Not all guys are *******s. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. ^ Goddamn straight. I've found, the more macho, the more mean. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. ^ I don't know about my left nut...but my right hand. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. ^ Only part 2. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. ^ Probably. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. ^ Yup. --We don't like girls who are too skinny. ^ Yeah. At some point it becomes disgusting. --We love it when girls talk about there boobs. ^ I like girls that don't get pissed or uncomfortable when talking about...whatever. Just because of societal views/pressure. Stuff like sex. Yadda yadda. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. ^ Millisecond. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. ^ Yeah. Personally, I am an emotional garbage bin. I'm not mad about that, I just let people complain to me and talk to me, because it helps them and I'm down with it. So I use that technique a little, but not as a way to merely get laid, which is usually why guys do that. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. ^ Comfort, but not advice. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. ^ Yeah. --Girls are guys' weaknesses. ^ Yup. --Guys are very open about themselves. ^ Are you serious? I mean, I am, but most guys are too macho to be emotionally open at all. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually ^ Yeah...fairly obvious though. --Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. ^ They will consciously, but not subconsciously. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours... ^ Yes, yes, yes, and more YES. They're just really afraid of starting conversations. Those are all I feel like doing. If that list was on your friend's myspace wouldn't you know if he is a guy? |
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