Claim to Fame
 

Whats your claim to fame? My left arm was in the film 'enigma' for a few seconds - beat that! :rofl:

i i live in the same town as gg allin was buried in and ive hungout with the drummer of the river city rebels ummmm yeah thats the closest i have

I've been on Teachers and Casualty, in the background, for a matter of seconds.

I'm The Unfan.

I was invited by Ben Waters to sing for "The Ben Waters Band", a boogie/blues/sould band who've appeared on Later With Jules Holland a few times, on their tour. I was pretty drunk at the time and turned the offer down because I assumed he was joking, which was probably quite a stupid thing to do.

I went to college with the guy who runs DrownedInSound (Sean Adams) and his mum worked for my dad.

I invented sex appeal and have patented a number of the maneouvers regularly seen in porn.

I'm a close personal friend of the Unfan.

I know this guy who's a close personal friend of The Unfan.

I was almost run over by ex England & West Ham striker Tony Cottee

I met Bill Clinton when he was sunbathing at my beach.