I once masterbated watching a Tera Patrick porno

so technically I had sex with Tera Patrick

I am Tera Patrick.

I went to the same Grammar school as Mick Hucknall.
Called the above a "fucking ginger tosser" whilst drunk in a local pub.

Used to play on the same football team as Will Mellor, actor in Hollyoaks and Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please.

Once counted Lee Hartney (another actor) as a friend. He played the weird cult leader in the crap soap opera Brookside.

Played football against L*******l's Alan Kennedy, in a charity football match and spent 90 minutes trying to kick him as hard as I could...but couldn't even get close enough to him to do it. :(

i met this guy who was on a show that got cancelled
:)

i've initiated fisticuffs with a security guard
that was barring me from entering the set of
"The Break-Up" starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn,
which was being filmed in Chicago.

i assume they got it on film,
and are hiding it away in their vault.

I didn't know it worked that way. I've had sex with lots of people.

Peter Jackson is a friend of a friend.

I met Terry Fox's brother....

my dads friend once ate dinner at famous daves house

I've met THE MARS VOLTA!
and Mel Gibsons cooked me a few barbecues (my uncle had a dairy farm next door to him for a few years.)