My niece got in "serious trouble" at school today. (quote, teacher)

~~The Unfan~~ · 05-02-2007, 04:50 PM

My niece, who is currently in first grade, wrote the following words on a piece of paper which the teacher found while going through her back pack. The teacher has contacted her parent (my sister) about it and has even discussed getting the local authorities involved.

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The cat, the cat in our deb (bed...). It schrichises (scratches?) your hairy legs and then they fart the fart blew up the cat and it blew up our teasher (teacher's) cat.

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

Barnard17 · 05-02-2007, 04:52 PM

What. The. ****. Is her teacher a complete retard?

A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent **** about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "****, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!"

Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ...

~~The Unfan~~ · 05-02-2007, 04:55 PM

Yeah, she's 6. As sad as it is, I find it amusing that the teacher is threatened by kids with gas.

Smashing Jeffrey · 05-11-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fal

What. The. ****. Is her teacher a complete retard?

A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent **** about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "****, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!"

Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ...

Everyone is at least mildly retarded. Honestly, I don't expect any more from educators than I do from the common man. They may have a degree in some or another, but that doesn't speak on their common sense in the least.

swim · 05-02-2007, 05:22 PM

This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 05-13-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by swimintheundertow

This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment.

My god, people these days are so stupid. It still shocks me. This is just as stupid as that whole deal with the advertisement for the ATHF movie and how the people in boston thought it was a bomb. "It looked very suspicious; it had lights and wires."

655321 · 05-02-2007, 06:03 PM

oooo wow thats so dumb thats worst than the time i was suspened for 2 weeks for having a pen that zapped people

p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train

PopIsDead · 05-02-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 655321

p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train

I do hope that the second death wasn't because of the first one. That would be sad if that person was so attached to their cat.

655321 · 05-03-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PopIsDead

I do hope that the second death wasn't because of the first one. That would be sad if that person was so attached to their cat.

no i dont think so but yeah just incase mike somes back it was mrs. hennesy or what ever her name is (a deeply religious english teacher who like to read a book she drives)

just for kicks · 05-02-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

wtf? thats stupid. what kind of a teacher makes a big deal over that. thats just sad

05-02-2007, 04:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 328	What. The. **. Is her teacher a complete retard? A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "**, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!" Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ... __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

05-02-2007, 05:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,145	This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

05-02-2007, 06:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
655321 i ruin threads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: littleton newhampshire Posts: 110	oooo wow thats so dumb thats worst than the time i was suspened for 2 weeks for having a pen that zapped people p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train __________________ Well there's one thing to know about this town Not a person doesn't want me underground

05-02-2007, 04:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~The Unfan~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Methville Posts: 2,116	Yeah, she's 6. As sad as it is, I find it amusing that the teacher is threatened by kids with gas.