My niece got in "serious trouble" at school today. (quote, teacher)

~~The Unfan~~ · 05-02-2007, 05:50 PM

My niece, who is currently in first grade, wrote the following words on a piece of paper which the teacher found while going through her back pack. The teacher has contacted her parent (my sister) about it and has even discussed getting the local authorities involved.

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The cat, the cat in our deb (bed...). It schrichises (scratches?) your hairy legs and then they fart the fart blew up the cat and it blew up our teasher (teacher's) cat.

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

Barnard17 · 05-02-2007, 05:52 PM

What. The. ****. Is her teacher a complete retard?

A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent **** about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "****, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!"

Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ...

~~The Unfan~~ · 05-02-2007, 05:55 PM

Yeah, she's 6. As sad as it is, I find it amusing that the teacher is threatened by kids with gas.

swim · 05-02-2007, 06:22 PM

This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment.

655321 · 05-02-2007, 07:03 PM

oooo wow thats so dumb thats worst than the time i was suspened for 2 weeks for having a pen that zapped people

p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train

PopIsDead · 05-02-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 655321

p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train

I do hope that the second death wasn't because of the first one. That would be sad if that person was so attached to their cat.

just for kicks · 05-02-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

wtf? thats stupid. what kind of a teacher makes a big deal over that. thats just sad

acratertocoffin · 05-02-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

My niece, who is currently in first grade, wrote the following words on a piece of paper which the teacher found while going through her back pack. The teacher has contacted her parent (my sister) about it and has even discussed getting the local authorities involved.

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

Also, why was the teacher going through the backpack? My mother is a first grade teacher and unless a backpack barks or smoke is emitting from it, she has no right to go into her stuff.

jibber · 05-03-2007, 05:23 AM

yeah, i'm gonna suggest you go to th school board and file a complaint about that teacher. 1) rifling through the kid's stuff, and 2) all the crap the poor kid has to put up with now because of it.

MOTOVIXEN · 05-03-2007, 05:40 AM

OH SHEESH! JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY FIND TO "LOWER THE STANDARDS" TO SUIT THEMSELVES, YOUD THINK THEY WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR PAID TIME, THAN TO NITPICK WHAT FIRSTGRADER WROTE ON PAPER..ITS NOT LIKE THE KID BROUGHT A GUN TO SCHOOL.. PENCIL AND PAPER SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES

05-02-2007, 05:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	What. The. **. Is her teacher a complete retard? A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "**, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!" Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ... __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

05-02-2007, 06:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

05-02-2007, 07:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
655321 i ruin threads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: littleton newhampshire Posts: 110	oooo wow thats so dumb thats worst than the time i was suspened for 2 weeks for having a pen that zapped people p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train __________________ Well there's one thing to know about this town Not a person doesn't want me underground

05-03-2007, 05:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	yeah, i'm gonna suggest you go to th school board and file a complaint about that teacher. 1) rifling through the kid's stuff, and 2) all the crap the poor kid has to put up with now because of it. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

05-02-2007, 05:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~The Unfan~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Methville Posts: 2,116	Yeah, she's 6. As sad as it is, I find it amusing that the teacher is threatened by kids with gas.

05-03-2007, 05:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
MOTOVIXEN Groupie Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3	OH SHEESH! JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY FIND TO "LOWER THE STANDARDS" TO SUIT THEMSELVES, YOUD THINK THEY WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR PAID TIME, THAN TO NITPICK WHAT FIRSTGRADER WROTE ON PAPER..ITS NOT LIKE THE KID BROUGHT A GUN TO SCHOOL.. PENCIL AND PAPER SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES