My niece got in "serious trouble" at school today.
 

My niece, who is currently in first grade, wrote the following words on a piece of paper which the teacher found while going through her back pack. The teacher has contacted her parent (my sister) about it and has even discussed getting the local authorities involved.

The teacher took that as A THREAT TO BLOW UP HIS CAT VIA FARTING. My niece may face expulsion and have to transfer schools.

What. The. ****. Is her teacher a complete retard?

A 5 year old (first grade? I dunno how it relates but still, around that age?) writes some incoherent **** about a cat and the teacher sees it and then goes "****, she's going to fart on my cat until it blows up!"

Take the kid out the school and stick them in a place where they stand a chance of learning something. She'd learn more sat chatting to a bunch of convicts ...

Yeah, she's 6. As sad as it is, I find it amusing that the teacher is threatened by kids with gas.

This kid told me he was going to build a mountain to get the ball of a tree. So I beat the shit out of him because he was threatening to endanger the environment.

oooo wow thats so dumb thats worst than the time i was suspened for 2 weeks for having a pen that zapped people


p.s. a teacher at my school tie her cat to a tree so it wouldnt runoff and it hung itself froma branch, and her son killed himself by jumping into a train

I do hope that the second death wasn't because of the first one. That would be sad if that person was so attached to their cat.

wtf? thats stupid. what kind of a teacher makes a big deal over that. thats just sad

Also, why was the teacher going through the backpack? My mother is a first grade teacher and unless a backpack barks or smoke is emitting from it, she has no right to go into her stuff.

yeah, i'm gonna suggest you go to th school board and file a complaint about that teacher. 1) rifling through the kid's stuff, and 2) all the crap the poor kid has to put up with now because of it.

OH SHEESH! JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY FIND TO "LOWER THE STANDARDS" TO SUIT THEMSELVES, YOUD THINK THEY WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR PAID TIME, THAN TO NITPICK WHAT FIRSTGRADER WROTE ON PAPER..ITS NOT LIKE THE KID BROUGHT A GUN TO SCHOOL.. PENCIL AND PAPER SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES