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Barnard17 05-03-2007 04:44 AM
EVEN CRUISE CONTROL NEEDS STEERING!!!1!


lolcaps.

DontRunMeOver 05-03-2007 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by jibber (Post 363777)
yeah, i'm gonna suggest you go to th school board and file a complaint about that teacher. 1) rifling through the kid's stuff, and 2) all the crap the poor kid has to put up with now because of it.
Also

3) Your niece appears to have been being supervised by a lunatic. I think that is ample cause for complaint, that the teacher sounds genuinely nuts.

Tell your relevant sibling that they should talk to somebody important at the school and see how many times they can get the phrases "THINK OF THE CHILDREN", "WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?" and if they're really lucky "I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE" into the conversation.

jibber 05-03-2007 05:02 AM
^must be said in the mrs. lovejoy voice though

DontRunMeOver 05-03-2007 05:03 AM
Yep. And the last one must be sang. If possible they should stand up with a flourish, a bit like they Westlife going into the final chorus with an obligator key change.

The Unfan 05-03-2007 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by acratertocoffin (Post 363686)
Also, why was the teacher going through the backpack?
I missed this part. I'll ask when I get the chance to.

MURDER JUNKIE 05-03-2007 01:52 PM
NEVER underestimate the threat of a fart!!!

You can never really brace yourself for what you are in for, and don't even get me started on cats: they're shifty little bastards

Kevorkian Logic 05-03-2007 03:00 PM
the whole situation is a bit absurd.

655321 05-03-2007 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by PopIsDead (Post 363674)
I do hope that the second death wasn't because of the first one. That would be sad if that person was so attached to their cat.
no i dont think so but yeah just incase mike somes back it was mrs. hennesy or what ever her name is (a deeply religious english teacher who like to read a book she drives)

tdoc210 05-03-2007 08:22 PM
i said fart and they took away my recess for a week

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes 05-04-2007 08:29 AM
Wow. Well, on the bright side, Darwin says the teacher won't reproduce.


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