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Old 04-20-2007, 06:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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Old 04-20-2007, 07:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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bit of a play on words really though, he dosent actually have to marry it
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Mmmmm, goatseks.
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Old 04-20-2007, 09:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Mmmmm, goatseks.
Sudan might be one of those places where genocide is a national pastime, but at least they have a liberal attitude towards bestiality. That has to be a step in the right direction.

And I like how the elders essentially said the farmer should sell the man the goat to have sex with it. That's like the deal clicher:

"I want to buy your horse."

"No, this horse is mine."

"But I want the horse."

"No. I bred it. I fed it. I trained it."

"But I really want the horse."

"No. This horse was sired by a champion. I've been working with it day and night, it's times are getting better and better and soon it's going to be unbeatable. Unbeatable."

"Last night I gave it a blowjob."

"Oh. Well in that case I guess I'll have to sell it to you. I can't condone pre-marital sex."
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^Makes sense to me.
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wonder if anybody has ever selectively bred animals for improved man-on-beast sex performance? Like a goat with horns shaped for better grip? Animals with no teeth for YOU KNOW WHAT. I bet somebody has done that somewhere.
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could you mix human sperm with female goats eggs?
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You could mix them, but whether the two would interact in any meaningful way is a different matter. I don't know at which point the conception process fails but the distinct lack of any goat-humans outside of places like Narnia suggests that human-goat breeding is not possible in the world of real things.

Hey, why not try it yourself, Didz?
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well I have, i just figured i'm in infertile or something......
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Are you dipping your wick in the right hole...so to speak?

Being a Yorkshireman you should know your way around, maybe your technique is all wrong...
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