Spray on Condoms (alternative, American, magazine, quote, Hang)

Kevorkian Logic · 04-16-2007, 07:18 PM

Do to a series of unfortunate events, I read a Cosmo, which I learned is an extremely dirty magazine. Anyhow they had a small blurb in there about spray on condoms.

From what I can tell before sex, a person takes a spray can and spray latex over their ****. And it like dries into a protective condom.

Does this weird anyone else out? Personally, I can find no advantage at spraying on condoms, and it would just seem odd to do so. Do condoms really change the pleasure that much that an alternative form is needed?

Laces Out Dan! · 04-16-2007, 07:41 PM

I would be interested into using a spray on condom...it would probably be awesome...dont wanna miss a spot though...i think it would be kinda dangerous.

Kevorkian Logic · 04-16-2007, 08:23 PM

really? wouldn't you be afraid of like getting it off or something, I think it is skin tight.

Laces Out Dan! · 04-16-2007, 08:28 PM

i'd like to hope its skin tight..maybe its water soluble? Shower.

Kevorkian Logic · 04-16-2007, 08:32 PM

it's non-water soluble, I guess the seadudes fluid would dissolve it.

Apparently it's made by the same people who designed BMW, Audi, and Porsche

Barnard17 · 04-16-2007, 08:42 PM

Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.

dirt mcgirt · 04-16-2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal

Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.

i hear ya son, **** cheney wuld blast holez thru dat sh*t.

Kevorkian Logic · 04-17-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal

Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.

I assume it expands with the space the seadudes need, like a balloon. Anyhow don't condoms slip off occasionally, it would save people from the slipping off issue.

Here's one of the sites on it
German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second - Gizmodo

right-track · 04-17-2007, 05:10 PM

*wonders how long it will be before an American jock dies from asphyxiation*

Predator · 04-17-2007, 06:46 PM

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

That's awsome. German Wang Spray.......

04-16-2007, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	Spray on Condoms Do to a series of unfortunate events, I read a Cosmo, which I learned is an extremely dirty magazine. Anyhow they had a small blurb in there about spray on condoms. From what I can tell before sex, a person takes a spray can and spray latex over their ****. And it like dries into a protective condom. Does this weird anyone else out? Personally, I can find no advantage at spraying on condoms, and it would just seem odd to do so. Do condoms really change the pleasure that much that an alternative form is needed? __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

04-16-2007, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I would be interested into using a spray on condom...it would probably be awesome...dont wanna miss a spot though...i think it would be kinda dangerous. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

04-16-2007, 08:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	really? wouldn't you be afraid of like getting it off or something, I think it is skin tight. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

04-16-2007, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	i'd like to hope its skin tight..maybe its water soluble? Shower. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

04-16-2007, 08:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	it's non-water soluble, I guess the seadudes fluid would dissolve it. Apparently it's made by the same people who designed BMW, Audi, and Porsche __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

04-16-2007, 08:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

04-17-2007, 05:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	wonders how long it will be before an American jock dies from asphyxiation

04-17-2007, 06:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second That's awsome. German Wang Spray....... __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]