Things seen from the window (house, The Police, show)

[PopIsDead]

So there's this really old guy rollerskating on the street outside of my bedroom window. He's gone past my window like four times in the past five minutes. I'm confused as to why he doesn't just go around the block or something.

This reminded me of someone that I saw outside of my bedroom window one time. He was walking on the sidewalk with a really huge backpack on his back and carrying some bags filled with what looked like medication. He was walking fairly fast and kept looking around all over. He walked around my block maybe three or four times in about ten minutes. I have some ideas as to what was going on with him, but I won't mention them.

This other time outside of my window there were two cars parallel parked by each other. The driver of one of the cars was pulling his pants down to show his ass to the driver in that other car. What the hell?

Another time outside of my window I saw a school bus driving down the street at maybe 30 miles per hour... backwards. That's about it for those stories.

What kind of crazy stuff have other people seen outside of their window?