i eat peanut butter out of the jar

Good question Rockafella Skank.

I like the kind that is pre-mixed with jelly.

If you like smooth peanut butter you are a god-damn terrorist.

Mm, I like hearing the words "stab", "dark", and "peanuts" mentioned in the same sentence.

i eat peanut butter by the spoonful..mmm delicious.

i am too happy to see crunchy in the lead...crunchy saves me the trouble and extra calories of adding some potato chips on my pb and j

Peanut butter + whipped cream on a belgian waffle.

crunchy. i'm a man, damnit!

Crunchy of course, I've eaten a lot of peanut butter so I am an authority on this ****. When I was vegan, it was a huuuuge staple in my diet. Smooth is fo' pussayz

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i truly think anyone who answered crunchy should be given the death penalty. you have to be a certain kind of mongrel to enjoy a crunchy peanut butter over the delicacy of smooth spread. at the very least a person with this opinion should lose the ability to reproduce at the risk of creating any more ill-informed offspring.

what does Donald Trump, Hitler, ISIS (except for like two guys but they mean well, top guys), and OJ Simpson have in common? they all prefer crunchy.

i'm not saying that ridding the world of crunchy peanut butter would give us a paradise on earth. but i guarantee you it would fix a lot.