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Old 07-04-2022, 06:55 AM   #201 (permalink)
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Yes those are valid suggestions
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 07-04-2022, 11:39 AM   #202 (permalink)
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If everyone around here was serious all the time, this place would be no fun. Gotta allow for some comic relief once in a while.
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Old 07-04-2022, 01:03 PM   #203 (permalink)
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It’s difficult to ever tell when or if you’re being serious. Instance, what do you mean by ‘little whore’"
Knowing him, he'll say the opposite to a big whore.
How can you take seriously a man who shoots the president and then ****s up his ankle jumping to the stage? And what kind of a name is Wilkes anyway??
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Old 07-04-2022, 01:43 PM   #204 (permalink)
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I mean we used to name children Ambrose so it was a weird time for everyone.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-04-2022, 02:15 PM   #205 (permalink)
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"Our youngest Ambrose got her first abortion yesterday. She was such a big girl about it she didn't even ask for a lollipop afterwards." - Abraham Lincoln
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Old 07-04-2022, 02:58 PM   #206 (permalink)
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You know if you're gonna tell purely edgy jokes it helps if you can tell a joke. I imagine I'd have shouting matches with Doug Stanhope over being a dunderhead libertarian but I have no notes on his comedy.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-04-2022, 03:45 PM   #207 (permalink)
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I'm devastated to hear that. But do tell us more about your imaginary friendship with Doug Stanhope. I'm sure he would enjoy your company irl.
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Old 07-04-2022, 03:51 PM   #208 (permalink)
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I imagine he'd be confused since he knows how to tell jokes.
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Old 07-04-2022, 03:57 PM   #209 (permalink)
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I imagine he'd also do a much better job at insulting me l than you can muster up through the haze of a ****ty malt liquor buzz. Fact is though there's a reason you're talking to me rn and not Doug Stanhope.
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Old 07-04-2022, 05:48 PM   #210 (permalink)
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I love how perfectly the dynamic between jwb and Batlord fits the chad/virgin template

"nooooo you can't call yourself intelligent if you don't agree with my favorite leftist twitch streamerinos on every point"

"lol who gives a $hit"
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