The who gives a f*ck thread (iPod, classic, youtube)

drainxthexframe · 07-25-2007, 12:59 AM

you should. i don't spill... because spitters are quitters.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 07-25-2007, 01:00 AM

what do a bear and a girl from Arkansas have in common?

..... they both like to lick their pa(w)s.

No? **** you.

Ok, here's one.

Hitler arrives at the gates of heaven, and is greeted by St. Peters;

St. Peters; What are you doing? You can't be here!
Hitler; I have repented for all my sins against humanity. And I have also arrive bearing treasure.

St. Peters, completely dumbstruck, calls to Jesus Christ for assistance.

Jesus; Hitler, what are you doing here?
St. Peters; He claims to have repented for all his sins. And he also claims to have brought some treasure with him.
Hitler; And I have also brought for you, my lord, a solid gold cross.

Jesus, admiring the sheer brilliance of the golden crucifix, runs to God for help.

Jesus: Daddy, Daddy, quickly. Hitler is at the gates and wants to come into heaven.
God; WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE SHOULD DESERVE TO BE HERE?!
Jesus; He says he has repented for all his sins, and he has brought with him treasure, including a solid gold cross for me!
God;.... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT WITH A SOLID GOLD CROSS?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN CARRY A WOODEN ONE!!!

sleepy jack · 07-25-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by drainxthexframe

you should. i don't spill... because spitters are quitters.

I'm proposing to you friday night just so you're warned.

drainxthexframe · 07-25-2007, 01:16 AM

you have like, seventeen times before in your post-semen stupor... and just so you know, i've said yes every single time. (:

sleepy jack · 07-25-2007, 01:19 AM

aw<3 You know how I get, you're just the most exhausting girl I ever knew.

drainxthexframe · 07-25-2007, 01:20 AM

that's what you get for meeting me at my house after 2.

sleepy jack · 07-25-2007, 01:22 AM

And when I leave San Diego behind, i'll see you soon under yellow moons.

drainxthexframe · 07-25-2007, 01:24 AM

right, and then we'll fuck.

sleepy jack · 07-25-2007, 01:26 AM

Yes, yes we will.

drainxthexframe · 07-25-2007, 01:29 AM

Fantastic!

07-25-2007, 01:00 AM	#142 (permalink)
Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 #1 Schuldinist. Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 420	what do a bear and a girl from Arkansas have in common? ..... they both like to lick their pa(w)s. No? **** you. Ok, here's one. Hitler arrives at the gates of heaven, and is greeted by St. Peters; St. Peters; What are you doing? You can't be here! Hitler; I have repented for all my sins against humanity. And I have also arrive bearing treasure. St. Peters, completely dumbstruck, calls to Jesus Christ for assistance. Jesus; Hitler, what are you doing here? St. Peters; He claims to have repented for all his sins. And he also claims to have brought some treasure with him. Hitler; And I have also brought for you, my lord, a solid gold cross. Jesus, admiring the sheer brilliance of the golden crucifix, runs to God for help. Jesus: Daddy, Daddy, quickly. Hitler is at the gates and wants to come into heaven. God; WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE SHOULD DESERVE TO BE HERE?! Jesus; He says he has repented for all his sins, and he has brought with him treasure, including a solid gold cross for me! God;.... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT WITH A SOLID GOLD CROSS?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN CARRY A WOODEN ONE!!! __________________ I don't mean to dwell But I can't help myself When I feel the vibe And taste a memory Of a time in life When years seemed to stand still

07-25-2007, 12:59 AM	#141 (permalink)
drainxthexframe Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 57	you should. i don't spill... because spitters are quitters.

07-25-2007, 01:16 AM	#144 (permalink)
drainxthexframe Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 57	you have like, seventeen times before in your post-semen stupor... and just so you know, i've said yes every single time. (:

07-25-2007, 01:20 AM	#146 (permalink)
drainxthexframe Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 57	that's what you get for meeting me at my house after 2.

07-25-2007, 01:24 AM	#148 (permalink)
drainxthexframe Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 57	right, and then we'll fuck.

07-25-2007, 01:29 AM	#150 (permalink)
drainxthexframe Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 57	Fantastic!