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03-17-2007, 05:38 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Freeskier
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople...
Posts: 1,536
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Save us Oh Great One!
Apparently we should all be so lucky as to have Oojay guide us to spiritual redemption. I have lived a godless life, and I say NO MORE! I plead to you Oojay, SAVE OUR POOR MISGUIDED SOULS! SHOW US THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST! PROTECT US FROM THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION AND HOMOSEXUALITY!! MB members, come and claim your eternal salvation!
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!"
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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER |
03-17-2007, 05:49 PM | #3 (permalink) |
we became a carcass!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 383
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I HAVE BEEN HURT
I HAVE SEEN MY BLOOD RUNNING OUT I HAVE BEEN NEAR TO MURDERED EVERY DAY BECAUSE I DONE MY DUTY POINTIN' OUT THE DEVILS PEOPLE AND THIS IS MY REWARD? (let you beware, think you be so might the power of HELL may not turn your wits?)
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in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel... |
03-17-2007, 06:01 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
Posts: 8,723
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Forgive me for I have sinned.
I swear in front of my children and take the Lords name in vain. I worship false Gods...except for Christiano Ronaldo (who is God...seriously!) I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits). I occasionally urinate in the shower (I know, I know...but sometimes I just can't help it ) I watch porn on the internet...only sometimes, but I never download it...it's just those 5 minute things...does this count? And worst of all I wanted Man City to beat Chelsea the other day so Man United could increase their lead in the Premiership title race. *sobs* |
03-17-2007, 06:02 PM | #5 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,605
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Take a pic so I know how many hail Marys to give you
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
03-17-2007, 06:08 PM | #6 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
Posts: 2,617
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ive kissed boys
i fapped to your mom i think religion is only good for childrens tales i wish i couldve been a roman soldier whipping jesus, and nailing him to the cross oh jesus enslave me
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
03-17-2007, 06:16 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
The Forums Sadistic Ghost
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night
Posts: 457
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50 each, thats being nice, i could say go spank your self but thats getting abit kinky and were no suppoed to be that right?
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I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori |
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03-17-2007, 06:37 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: DC
Posts: 3,320
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I wrote a song called Darfur: The Musical
I went to the Holocaust museum and cracked all sorts of jokes I called out a girl in my Bio class for sucking my **** THERE IS NO GOD
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