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Old 03-17-2007, 05:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Apparently we should all be so lucky as to have Oojay guide us to spiritual redemption. I have lived a godless life, and I say NO MORE! I plead to you Oojay, SAVE OUR POOR MISGUIDED SOULS! SHOW US THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST! PROTECT US FROM THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION AND HOMOSEXUALITY!! MB members, come and claim your eternal salvation!

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!"

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Old 03-17-2007, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I masturbate a lot and have kissed men, sometimes on the lips. I've even touched tongues with two of them.

Save me.
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I HAVE BEEN HURT
I HAVE SEEN MY BLOOD RUNNING OUT

I HAVE BEEN NEAR TO MURDERED EVERY DAY
BECAUSE I DONE MY DUTY POINTIN' OUT THE DEVILS PEOPLE


AND THIS IS MY REWARD?



(let you beware, think you be so might the power of HELL may not turn your wits?)
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Forgive me for I have sinned.

I swear in front of my children and take the Lords name in vain.
I worship false Gods...except for Christiano Ronaldo (who is God...seriously!)
I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).
I occasionally urinate in the shower (I know, I know...but sometimes I just can't help it )
I watch porn on the internet...only sometimes, but I never download it...it's just those 5 minute things...does this count?
And worst of all I wanted Man City to beat Chelsea the other day so Man United could increase their lead in the Premiership title race. *sobs*
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).
Take a pic so I know how many hail Marys to give you
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ive kissed boys
i fapped to your mom
i think religion is only good for childrens tales
i wish i couldve been a roman soldier whipping jesus, and nailing him to the cross


oh jesus enslave me
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).
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Take a pic so I know how many hail Marys to give you

50 each, thats being nice, i could say go spank your self but thats getting abit kinky and were no suppoed to be that right?
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I wrote a song called Darfur: The Musical

I went to the Holocaust museum and cracked all sorts of jokes

I called out a girl in my Bio class for sucking my ****


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Old 03-17-2007, 09:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My mothers a Pagan and my dad s arealist, it's eternal damnation for me i'm afraid...and i've kissed men, and i once fell on my cat.....and i question wether it held cruel intentions or was just an accident.
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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..i'm...i'm...I'm a..a...republican.

SAVE ME OOJAY!
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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