Physical Insecurities (rock, quote, history, teacher)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 03-17-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal

Measure your ****! If you post your size, I'll post mine.

Damn, I couldn't find any duck tape to fasten the two meter sticks together to get an accurate reading

Kevorkian Logic · 03-17-2007, 02:29 PM

I inhale instead of exhaling when I laugh, it sounds odd.

Barnard17 · 03-17-2007, 02:33 PM

Tape measure

adidasss · 03-17-2007, 03:40 PM

Bullshit.

I'm still waiting on that dicksize. Mine is unimpressive

I bet David has a fucking python in his pants though. Hee-haw!

Ensemble · 03-17-2007, 03:43 PM

I'm too short, I have NO chin, I'm pudgy, I'm kinda flat, and my head is large.
My feet are really little.

Barnard17 · 03-17-2007, 03:46 PM

And yet you dress in such a fashionable sense that your displeasing attributes are cunningly hidden by a wise choice of colours, patterns and clothing cuts.[/sarcasm]

tdoc210 · 03-17-2007, 03:48 PM

i have the most attractive face in my school / so insecure

Ensemble · 03-17-2007, 03:50 PM

Oh, in those pics of me, I'm not wearing my clothes.
I normaly wear T-shirts and jeans.

Barnard17 · 03-17-2007, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensemble

Oh, in those pics of me, I'm not wearing my clothes.

If only more women had that attitude to life.

bruise_violet · 03-17-2007, 04:02 PM

My hair is too shiny, my breasts are too big, my legs are too long, my hips are too curvy, my face is too pretty, my skin is too perfect and my eyes are too good.

03-17-2007, 02:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	I inhale instead of exhaling when I laugh, it sounds odd. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

03-17-2007, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 328	Tape measure __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

03-17-2007, 03:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	Bullshit. I'm still waiting on that dicksize. Mine is unimpressive I bet David has a fucking python in his pants though. Hee-haw! __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-17-2007, 03:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 328	And yet you dress in such a fashionable sense that your displeasing attributes are cunningly hidden by a wise choice of colours, patterns and clothing cuts.[/sarcasm] __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

03-17-2007, 03:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	i have the most attractive face in my school / so insecure __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

03-17-2007, 03:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	I'm too short, I have NO chin, I'm pudgy, I'm kinda flat, and my head is large. My feet are really little.

03-17-2007, 03:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	Oh, in those pics of me, I'm not wearing my clothes. I normaly wear T-shirts and jeans.

03-17-2007, 04:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 384	My hair is too shiny, my breasts are too big, my legs are too long, my hips are too curvy, my face is too pretty, my skin is too perfect and my eyes are too good. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...