Physical Insecurities (quote)

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-17-2007, 08:45 AM

I used to think I had a real small mouth, (physically) so I would take the end of a pack of cigarettes, and shove it in my mouth to try and stretch my lips out.
I used to get warts until I was about 14
I have only clipped my fingernails a few times. I just chew them when they get long. I used to chew my toenails, too.
I still pick my boogers. Don't worry, I quit eating them when I was about 14(hmm, maybe eating boogers causes warts, *doubt it*)
I have spent hours fixing my hair at some time or another.
I always felt my ears were too big, and my nose is too pointy.
Also, my head is kind of shaped like a lightbulb, so I never wanted to style my hair in a way that would exaggerate that shape more than it already was.
I used to think I had a small...ya know, and I used pumps, pills, and weights. Nothing worked.

btw:

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 03-17-2007, 08:52 AM

My penis drags on the floor. I always have to make sure I'm not stepping on it.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-17-2007, 08:54 AM

I bet you get extremely insecure, if you've ever become aroused in public.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-17-2007, 10:19 AM

Oh, yeah, I still don't have much facial hair. Most 15 year olds can grow a better beard than me.
My b.alls used to be so small that I could push them up into my abdominal cavity, so they were more like ovaries.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 03-17-2007, 11:08 AM

T.m.i.

riseagainstrocks · 03-17-2007, 11:11 AM

Honestly, I used to think oojay was the worst poster here, but in the time span of just over a month, you have taken his spot. Hell, you've taken spots 1-4.

You are a worse lounge monkey than EIMP and SEB ever were. And that's pathetic because they were 12 year old girls.

Look into chemical castration as well, if that much is ****ed up with you, please remove your ability to procreate.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-17-2007, 12:02 PM

RAR, will you marry me? Also, who were EIMP and SEB?

adidasss · 03-17-2007, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

I used to think I had a small...ya know, and I used pumps, pills, and weights. Nothing worked.

btw:

How big is your dick?

right-track · 03-17-2007, 12:12 PM

...and does it hurt?

tdoc210 · 03-17-2007, 12:43 PM

lol @ this thread
anywyas i used to be fat, and its stuck in my mind that i still am, but apparently im not so i dont eat a lot, and i get dizzy, and ****, so im all ****ed in the head,
oh
and my **** is so big that when i wake up, i have to hid e the morning wood so the kids at school dont think im hiding a boa in my pants

03-17-2007, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	Physical Insecurities I used to think I had a real small mouth, (physically) so I would take the end of a pack of cigarettes, and shove it in my mouth to try and stretch my lips out. I used to get warts until I was about 14 I have only clipped my fingernails a few times. I just chew them when they get long. I used to chew my toenails, too. I still pick my boogers. Don't worry, I quit eating them when I was about 14(hmm, maybe eating boogers causes warts, doubt it) I have spent hours fixing my hair at some time or another. I always felt my ears were too big, and my nose is too pointy. Also, my head is kind of shaped like a lightbulb, so I never wanted to style my hair in a way that would exaggerate that shape more than it already was. I used to think I had a small...ya know, and I used pumps, pills, and weights. Nothing worked. btw: Last edited by TheUsedToolguy; 03-17-2007 at 08:55 AM.

03-17-2007, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	Honestly, I used to think oojay was the worst poster here, but in the time span of just over a month, you have taken his spot. Hell, you've taken spots 1-4. You are a worse lounge monkey than EIMP and SEB ever were. And that's pathetic because they were 12 year old girls. Look into chemical castration as well, if that much is ****ed up with you, please remove your ability to procreate. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

03-17-2007, 12:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	lol @ this thread anywyas i used to be fat, and its stuck in my mind that i still am, but apparently im not so i dont eat a lot, and i get dizzy, and **, so im all ed in the head, oh and my ** is so big that when i wake up, i have to hid e the morning wood so the kids at school dont think im hiding a boa in my pants __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

03-17-2007, 08:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	My penis drags on the floor. I always have to make sure I'm not stepping on it.

03-17-2007, 08:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	I bet you get extremely insecure, if you've ever become aroused in public.

03-17-2007, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	Oh, yeah, I still don't have much facial hair. Most 15 year olds can grow a better beard than me. My b.alls used to be so small that I could push them up into my abdominal cavity, so they were more like ovaries.

03-17-2007, 11:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	T.m.i.

03-17-2007, 12:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	...and does it hurt?