Physical Insecurities
 

I used to think I had a real small mouth, (physically) so I would take the end of a pack of cigarettes, and shove it in my mouth to try and stretch my lips out.
I used to get warts until I was about 14
I have only clipped my fingernails a few times. I just chew them when they get long. I used to chew my toenails, too.
I still pick my boogers. Don't worry, I quit eating them when I was about 14(hmm, maybe eating boogers causes warts, *doubt it*)
I have spent hours fixing my hair at some time or another.
I always felt my ears were too big, and my nose is too pointy.
Also, my head is kind of shaped like a lightbulb, so I never wanted to style my hair in a way that would exaggerate that shape more than it already was.
I used to think I had a small...ya know, and I used pumps, pills, and weights. Nothing worked.:(
btw::shycouch:

My penis drags on the floor. I always have to make sure I'm not stepping on it.

I bet you get extremely insecure, if you've ever become aroused in public.

Oh, yeah, I still don't have much facial hair. Most 15 year olds can grow a better beard than me.
My b.alls used to be so small that I could push them up into my abdominal cavity, so they were more like ovaries.
:whythis:

T.m.i.

Honestly, I used to think oojay was the worst poster here, but in the time span of just over a month, you have taken his spot. Hell, you've taken spots 1-4.

You are a worse lounge monkey than EIMP and SEB ever were. And that's pathetic because they were 12 year old girls.


Look into chemical castration as well, if that much is ****ed up with you, please remove your ability to procreate.

RAR, will you marry me? Also, who were EIMP and SEB?

How big is your dick?

...and does it hurt?

lol @ this thread
anywyas i used to be fat, and its stuck in my mind that i still am, but apparently im not so i dont eat a lot, and i get dizzy, and ****, so im all ****ed in the head,
oh
and my **** is so big that when i wake up, i have to hid e the morning wood so the kids at school dont think im hiding a boa in my pants

i think i'm to skinny

dont you weigh like 90 pounds

95lbs, i need to weigth abput 110 to be near the right weight for my size and proportion... i can even fit my bikini from last year, its too big now

eat or something

My beard is a bit too Grizzly Adams-esque. When I was young I always wanted one of those dwarven braided beard deals going on, but I just can't grow it out like that for the life of me.

Measure your ****! If you post your size, I'll post mine.

I inhale instead of exhaling when I laugh, it sounds odd.

Damn, I couldn't find any duck tape to fasten the two meter sticks together to get an accurate reading:(

Tape measure ;)

i eat more then most of my friend combined.....

Bullshit.

I'm still waiting on that dicksize. Mine is unimpressive :( I bet David has a fucking python in his pants though. Hee-haw!

eat carbs.

I'm too short, I have NO chin, I'm pudgy, I'm kinda flat, and my head is large.
My feet are really little.

And yet you dress in such a fashionable sense that your displeasing attributes are cunningly hidden by a wise choice of colours, patterns and clothing cuts.[/sarcasm]

i have the most attractive face in my school / so insecure

Oh, in those pics of me, I'm not wearing my clothes.
I normaly wear T-shirts and jeans.

can't have shell fish....

i was told to eat a bowl of icecream before i got to bed

If only more women had that attitude to life.

I have a huge **** so that makes up for anything else.

I think that TUTG posts these things to see if anyone else is as much of a loser.

My hair is too shiny, my breasts are too big, my legs are too long, my hips are too curvy, my face is too pretty, my skin is too perfect and my eyes are too good.

Thats OK, I'll take you even with all your imperfections.

(sorry, I don't even know you)

Oh man.

Just not true.



and this is THE WORST THREAD IN MUSICBANTER'S HISTORY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS:

I hate my real hair colour
I hate sundots
I hate uneven ribs

here you arsehole how do you know?

oh yeah im a jew to you :)

:rofl:

Gold.

hey i'm half asleep here i thoughts he said crabs


and yes i eat tons of carbs, as i love rice and pasta:D specialy shells and cheese

You have to have dysgraphia.

Mikey is no where near as bad as you are.

maybe i have number dyslexia as my old teacher called it(i read numbers backwards at times) so it not that hard, i have to reread alot if it doesn't make sense

there edited, and at least i correct it when i notice, mikey from what i heard does not