Physical Insecurities
 

I used to think I had a real small mouth, (physically) so I would take the end of a pack of cigarettes, and shove it in my mouth to try and stretch my lips out.
I used to get warts until I was about 14
I have only clipped my fingernails a few times. I just chew them when they get long. I used to chew my toenails, too.
I still pick my boogers. Don't worry, I quit eating them when I was about 14(hmm, maybe eating boogers causes warts, *doubt it*)
I have spent hours fixing my hair at some time or another.
I always felt my ears were too big, and my nose is too pointy.
Also, my head is kind of shaped like a lightbulb, so I never wanted to style my hair in a way that would exaggerate that shape more than it already was.
I used to think I had a small...ya know, and I used pumps, pills, and weights. Nothing worked.:(
btw::shycouch:

My penis drags on the floor. I always have to make sure I'm not stepping on it.

I bet you get extremely insecure, if you've ever become aroused in public.

Oh, yeah, I still don't have much facial hair. Most 15 year olds can grow a better beard than me.
My b.alls used to be so small that I could push them up into my abdominal cavity, so they were more like ovaries.
:whythis:

T.m.i.

Honestly, I used to think oojay was the worst poster here, but in the time span of just over a month, you have taken his spot. Hell, you've taken spots 1-4.

You are a worse lounge monkey than EIMP and SEB ever were. And that's pathetic because they were 12 year old girls.


Look into chemical castration as well, if that much is ****ed up with you, please remove your ability to procreate.

RAR, will you marry me? Also, who were EIMP and SEB?

How big is your dick?

...and does it hurt?

lol @ this thread
anywyas i used to be fat, and its stuck in my mind that i still am, but apparently im not so i dont eat a lot, and i get dizzy, and ****, so im all ****ed in the head,
oh
and my **** is so big that when i wake up, i have to hid e the morning wood so the kids at school dont think im hiding a boa in my pants