Man that one took me a while :S

:( about 1":(

olol, micro penis.

See a doctor about that. Pills won't help but surgery could at least return locker room pride.

wait he was being serious?

Yeah, I do wonder why people have to attack people's sensitivities and vulnerabilities rather than be compassionate towards them, and understanding.

stfu big dumbo!

sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.

wtf? o.0

=o

WTF is wrong with you. Why do you feel the need to share this crap? You are either a complete fake, or you have a major mental disorder. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would subject themselves to the kind of reactions that you bring onto yourself. You talk about jerking off while thinking about your sister and think that nobody is going to have a negative reaction? I really hope you are a fake.