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littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:29 PM

I'm kinda sad to be the one to tell you mate, i don't think you ought to be expecting to have mentained your dignity on here anymore.

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:32 PM

damn dawg, just because I was a sicko back then, doesn't relegate me to a life full of mental instability. Believing people can change is what the world ought to be praying for right now, particularly for Americans (I love the country and having personal freedom, but the people here are wickety-wack with a capital wickety-wack)

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:34 PM

right....

Er....ok, yeah man, anyways its half 3 in the morning and theres a naked girl in my bed who im in no way related to so i'm off, peace folks.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351076)
sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.

The next time you feel like writing something like this do us all a favour. Stop , think about what you are about to do and then go read a book , watch TV , go masturbate.

Anything but come out with this rubbish.

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littleknowitall (Post 351151)
right....

Er....ok, yeah man, anyways its half 3 in the morning and theres a naked girl in my bed who im in no way related to so i'm off, peace folks.

See, man, now I've never gone the route of a blow-up doll, so nobody's perfect.:rofl:

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 351152)
The next time you feel like writing something like this do us all a favour. Stop , think about what you are about to do and then go read a book , watch TV , go masturbate.

Anything but come out with this rubbish.

What kind of a sick society are we living in, where a person can't just come out and say whatever they like, that was in no way derogatory to anyone else?

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2007 09:47 PM

It's called tact

Try looking it up

sleepy jack 03-17-2007 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351155)
What kind of a sick society are we living in, where a person can't just come out and say whatever they like, that was in no way derogatory to anyone else?

If thats a sick society I hope it gets more diseased.

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:50 PM

So then you're for censorship, even though you claimed to be against it in other threads?

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2007 09:51 PM

There is a difference between censorship & tact.

Besides this forum isn't about free speech. It's about what the admin & the moderating staff deem suitable.It says that in the rules & you agreed to them on joining so don't kick up a stink about it now.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes 03-17-2007 10:37 PM

Compassion? On an internet forum? After spewing THAT? Are you retarded? And it's not like this is the first time you've been belittled. Apparently you don't learn from your mistakes, hell I bet you still fantasize about nailing your sister. Don't you worry, she doesn't disappoint.

Predator 03-17-2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littleknowitall (Post 351151)
right....

Er....ok, yeah man, anyways its half 3 in the morning and theres a naked girl in my bed who im in no way related to so i'm off, peace folks.


There is a naked girl in your bed and you took the time to write that?

Ensemble 03-17-2007 11:07 PM

I have acne!!

just for kicks 03-18-2007 03:41 AM

i have acne, my knees face inward, im not well in doubt. i dont really like my face either. guess the only thing i like about myself is that im a healthy weight

Kevorkian Logic 03-18-2007 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351076)
sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.

No, Please for the love of god. Never say anything like that again. I think that is one of the most disgusting, repulsive things to talk about. If you plan on ever getting laid, you could never say something like that. Ever. Because all the woman would be thinking about is when you said that, and no woman can do anything sexual with that image burning their mind every 3 seconds

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351137)
Yeah, that's right. I just whacked a little bit, I never actually got off......except the part where I got off.
I believe everyone pretty much finds her attractive, but seeing that it's my sister, I'll say no more on the matter. I do have my dignity, you know?

No. That abnormal and wrong. Especially since I have an older brother. You can't wack off to your sister and have dignity. You just can't. It's like stabbing someone with a sponge, it just can't be done.

Just because every other guy wacks off to her it doesn't mean you should. I mean you learned that lesson when you were 7--if everybody jumps off a bridge, should you?

Loser 03-18-2007 09:00 AM

My height :o: I think i'm too tall.

adidasss 03-18-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351076)
sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by littleknowitall (Post 351084)
wtf? o.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 351088)
=o

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TheUsedToolguy 03-18-2007 09:56 AM

Quote:

im not well in doubt.
I guess that's a good thing:clap:

TheUsedToolguy 03-18-2007 09:58 AM

No. That abnormal and wrong. Especially since I have an older brother. You can't wack off to your sister and have dignity. You just can't. It's like stabbing someone with a sponge, it just can't be done.

Just because every other guy wacks off to her it doesn't mean you should. I mean you learned that lesson when you were 7--if everybody jumps off a bridge, should you?[/QUOTE]

What you seem to be forgetting is that I brought this subject up in a thread entitled Skeletons in your Closet. I basically admitted everything I wasn't proud of in there. I've spent time in therapy, and learned that getting traumatizing things out in the open is the best way to deal with(sort of get them off your chest, or let go of them) I never once said I was proud of it.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes 03-18-2007 10:04 AM

Yeah. Maybe a therapist's office is where you should do that. Not on an internet forum.

TheUsedToolguy 03-18-2007 10:07 AM

IMO, pretty much everyone needs therapy, since it's so difficult to break away from your conditioned self.

Barnard17 03-18-2007 11:05 AM

Most non-sensical comment award goes to WhinyEmoBitchGuy, for not making sense. At all.

TheUsedToolguy 03-18-2007 11:09 AM

Oh, it makes sense, maybe you just weren't open to receiving my message.:pimp:

riseagainstrocks 03-18-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 351409)
Oh, it makes sense, maybe you just weren't open to receiving my message.:pimp:

What we don't understand is how repulsively ugly you have to be to resort to spending all your time spilling the contents of your little black book on an internet forum. Honestly, have you ever gotten laid without paying? And it doesn't have to money, you could have promised some girl you'd write her term paper or something.

You are a waste of flesh. You are the reason the terrorist hate America. End your existence *******. NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE OR IN REAL LIFE! YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO BEHOLD AND PEOPLE BECOME SICK AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU NAKED! YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT YOU!

Kevorkian Logic 03-18-2007 12:02 PM

TO TUTG comment


I am chillax wit most stuff. Hell, i'm pretty flawed myself, but there's a difference about what flaws I present to people, and which ones I should let die and rot.

Telling someone you wacked off to your sister is something you bury (unless you meet some girl with a fetish for that stuff)

Explaining your **** life is something you bury (unless you meet some girl with a fetish for that stuff)

Learn to censor your self (i'm not too good at that myself, but my friends often censor me to keep me out of trouble), and only tell and show people the surface of your personality (no one expects anything deep from you and you can manipulate a hell of a lot more people than you can by going around saying "i'm so great, i'm so smart, everyone is pathetic compared to me").

adidasss 03-18-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks (Post 351426)
What we don't understand is how repulsively ugly you have to be to resort to spending all your time spilling the contents of your little black book on an internet forum. Honestly, have you ever gotten laid without paying? And it doesn't have to money, you could have promised some girl you'd write her term paper or something.

You are a waste of flesh. You are the reason the terrorist hate America. End your existence *******. NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE OR IN REAL LIFE! YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO BEHOLD AND PEOPLE BECOME SICK AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU NAKED! YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT YOU!

Do you plan on growing up any time soon?

Predator 03-18-2007 12:59 PM

Ok then TUTG, you say you are not fake. So are the things you say here only for here, or do you talk like this in real life? What I'm asking is if you go out to dinner with some friends (assuming you even have any), do you just blurt out that you jerk off to pics of your sister? Of course judging by the amount of time you have to spend here, I would say that you have nothing else to do. Of course I still believe that you are a total fake. I can't believe that anyone could be so stupid. You can see peoples reactions to the things you say, yet you still continue sharing more. You cover it by saying that you believe in honesty, yet I don't understand why you would feel the need to be so honest with a group that is made up of mostly teenagers. So this leaves me with a few theories. 1. You are a bored, ugly, fat loser with nothing to do because you can't even get out of bed, so you come here and post a bunch of garbage just so you can laugh at peoples reactions. 2. You are a sexual predator who comes here, posts all this personal information that is all a lie so you can maybe get someone to relate to you and contact you wanting to meet in real life (this one would explain all of the sexual comments you make). 3. You are completely genuine. You suffer from moderate anti-social behavior which causes you to destroy any interpersonal relationship you may begin to develop. I guess it doesn't matter to much, I'm just looking forward to seeing how this all pans out.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 03-18-2007 01:06 PM

why
the fuck
is everyone spending so much time on such a dick'ed?

Kevorkian Logic 03-18-2007 01:23 PM

they want to fix the world's imperfections?


That's being a bit optimistic of me though.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 03-18-2007 01:24 PM

pssh, hes a pisstake though.
only here to get a rise out of everyone.
just dont see why they bother giving it to him. meh.

Ma Cherie 03-18-2007 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 350986)
I read it crabs too...several times...here's to dyslexia :beer:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 350993)
I have 3 big scars, one where they cut out my skin cancer, two on my knee when I fell and skidded in high heels, three I fell backwards onto the corner of a pulled out drawer, and it basically impaled my back.

But they don't make me insecure. I'm pretty comfortable with who I am.

And I don't count burns as scars.


adidiasss, yeah i know, i tean to read the small words wrong, but remember to perfectly spell words like metamorphosis

Logic the only burn scars i count are friction where they were like a really deep scrape from somthing not solid(rope, a rubber bike tire ect...) and burns where all the melatonin was burnt out of my skin(on my stomache) other then that i probably have a 101 scars from cat scratches(i have kittens.... nuf said)
and from my own nails during color guard(marching band)where i jab the thumb nail into my wrist, cuts from broken glass and on the top of my head(under the hair) where i was mauled by my mum's dog as a 3 year old, and various one from scrapes and falling of my bike at 30 going down hill

i was to much of a tomboy as a kid

Kevorkian Logic 03-18-2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 351452)
adidiasss, yeah i know, i tean to read the small words wrong, but remember to perfectly spell words like metamorphosis

Logic the only burn scars i count are friction where they were like a really deep scrape from somthing not solid(rope, a rubber bike tire ect...) and burns where all the melatonin was burnt out of my skin(on my stomache) other then that i probably have a 101 scars from cat scratches(i have kittens.... nuf said)
and from my own nails during color guard(marching band)where i jab the thumb nail into my wrist, cuts from broken glass and on the top of my head(under the hair) where i was mauled by my mum's dog as a 3 year old, and various one from scrapes and falling of my bike at 30 going down hill

i was to much of a tomboy as a kid

i couldn't make much sense out of that, but i'm on the phone, so my attention is greatly divided.

right-track 03-18-2007 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predator (Post 351434)
Ok then TUTG, you say you are not fake. So are the things you say here only for here, or do you talk like this in real life? What I'm asking is if you go out to dinner with some friends (assuming you even have any), do you just blurt out that you jerk off to pics of your sister? Of course judging by the amount of time you have to spend here, I would say that you have nothing else to do. Of course I still believe that you are a total fake. I can't believe that anyone could be so stupid. You can see peoples reactions to the things you say, yet you still continue sharing more. You cover it by saying that you believe in honesty, yet I don't understand why you would feel the need to be so honest with a group that is made up of mostly teenagers. So this leaves me with a few theories. 1. You are a bored, ugly, fat loser with nothing to do because you can't even get out of bed, so you come here and post a bunch of garbage just so you can laugh at peoples reactions. 2. You are a sexual predator who comes here, posts all this personal information that is all a lie so you can maybe get someone to relate to you and contact you wanting to meet in real life (this one would explain all of the sexual comments you make). 3. You are completely genuine. You suffer from moderate anti-social behavior which causes you to destroy any interpersonal relationship you may begin to develop. I guess it doesn't matter to much, I'm just looking forward to seeing how this all pans out.

My thoughts exactly. ^

I find it hard to believe TUTG is any more than a self fabricated internet persona, because I find it even harder to believe why anyone on God's earth would admit to a growing catalogue of ever more ridiculous and incredulous stories such as the ones I have read by this member.
ToolGuy, you are what is commonly known round our way as...A Gobshite!

riseagainstrocks 03-18-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 351431)
Do you plan on growing up any time soon?

Holy **** shut up. Just because this place is your support group doesn't mean I give a **** about it.

The Unfan 03-18-2007 03:58 PM

I'm not insecure about anything on my body. That said I have a pretty wide nose, my cheeks are naturally rosy and my eyes are fairly deep so they look kind of girly.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes 03-18-2007 07:31 PM

RAR, overreaction much? Lol. My **** is too huge, that's what I am insecure about.

Barnard17 03-18-2007 07:53 PM

I wank so much that my foreskin gets tears on it, and the more I wank the longer they take to heal. That's my insecurity.

just for kicks 03-18-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal (Post 351576)
I wank so much that my foreskin gets tears on it, and the more I wank the longer they take to heal. That's my insecurity.

thats really disturbing

tdoc210 03-18-2007 08:18 PM

i threw up irl well reading that

The Unfan 03-18-2007 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal (Post 351576)
I wank so much that my foreskin gets tears on it, and the more I wank the longer they take to heal. That's my insecurity.

I have a scar on the left side of my penis from a wanking accident that involved catching the foreskin in the zipper.


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