Bullshit.

I'm still waiting on that dicksize. Mine is unimpressive :( I bet David has a fucking python in his pants though. Hee-haw!

eat carbs.

I'm too short, I have NO chin, I'm pudgy, I'm kinda flat, and my head is large.
My feet are really little.

And yet you dress in such a fashionable sense that your displeasing attributes are cunningly hidden by a wise choice of colours, patterns and clothing cuts.[/sarcasm]

i have the most attractive face in my school / so insecure

Oh, in those pics of me, I'm not wearing my clothes.
I normaly wear T-shirts and jeans.

can't have shell fish....

i was told to eat a bowl of icecream before i got to bed

If only more women had that attitude to life.

I have a huge **** so that makes up for anything else.

I think that TUTG posts these things to see if anyone else is as much of a loser.

My hair is too shiny, my breasts are too big, my legs are too long, my hips are too curvy, my face is too pretty, my skin is too perfect and my eyes are too good.