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Ensemble 03-17-2007 05:44 PM

My stomach sticks out.

Ma Cherie 03-17-2007 05:45 PM

i have a slight parrot bite, where the front teeth overlap more then the normal amount, but not drasically, my brother has it as well, theres maybe about a millimeter or 2 difference

basically a small overbite

right-track 03-17-2007 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 350966)
i have a slight parrot bite

What!?

bruise_violet 03-17-2007 05:48 PM

eww another thing, i have braces.

but do i get cool points because I didn't get coloured bands?

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2007 05:48 PM

I have a scar on my forehead where somebody threw a toilet door at me

riseagainstrocks 03-17-2007 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 350964)
maybe i have number dyslexia as my old teacher called it(i read numbers backwards at times) so it not that hard, i have to reread alot if it doesn't make sense

*dyscalcula (or dyscalculia, I can't remember)

bruise_violet 03-17-2007 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 350969)
I have a scar on my forehead where somebody threw a toilet door at me

harsh! story?

Ma Cherie 03-17-2007 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks (Post 350970)
*dyscalcula (or dyscalculia, I can't remember)


yeah my teacher had it and brought it to my attention pointing out my errors on the test where more do to careless errors then anything else, and yes i hate that about me, but it not a physicaly insecurity, it mental

it second one sound like the right pronuciation

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2007 05:51 PM

Messing around on an old building site. My friend found this really heavy oak wooden door & threw it towards me,I had my back to him & didn't see it , turned around & had this thing whack me full in the face requiring 8 stitches.

Ma Cherie 03-17-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 350969)
I have a scar on my forehead where somebody threw a toilet door at me


hehe i got one to :p:
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from a burn :(

bruise_violet 03-17-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 350976)
hehe i got one to :p:
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from a burn :(

you have ONE scar?

swim 03-17-2007 05:54 PM

I busted my arm through a glass door when I was eight and it healed looking like a cigarette burn.

Ma Cherie 03-17-2007 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 350977)
you have ONE scar?

no i got one on my forehead, i got burned as a kid trying to help cook(and i have many burn scars, my forehead my wrist, my stomache, but they are not all from cooking..... ironing and friction burns(like the one on my back))

i have to many old scars to count....

none of them are big or really visible though, just small ones on my hands and the one on my back came from the retracable leash that we use for the dogs...

tdoc210 03-17-2007 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks (Post 350961)
You have to have dysgraphia.

Mikey is no where near as bad as you are.

hey, i know how to read and spell, i just dont know how to type :p:

Ma Cherie 03-17-2007 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mamagarmr (Post 350982)
hey, i know how to read and spell, i just dont know how to type :p:

i can spell , my hand move faster then my thoughts at times.. i can't type worth a damn i can't read number entirly correct say like on a math test

i read the occasional word wrong and for get to re check to make sure i read it right

adidasss 03-17-2007 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 350957)
hey i'm half asleep here i thoughts he said crabs


I read it crabs too...several times...here's to dyslexia :beer:

Kevorkian Logic 03-17-2007 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 350979)
no i got one on my forehead, i got burned as a kid trying to help cook(and i have many burn scars, my forehead my wrist, my stomache, but they are not all from cooking..... ironing and friction burns(like the one on my back))

i have to many old scars to count....

none of them are big or really visible though, just small ones on my hands and the one on my back came from the retracable leash that we use for the dogs...

I have 3 big scars, one where they cut out my skin cancer, two on my knee when I fell and skidded in high heels, three I fell backwards onto the corner of a pulled out drawer, and it basically impaled my back.

But they don't make me insecure. I'm pretty comfortable with who I am.

And I don't count burns as scars.

sleepy jack 03-17-2007 07:23 PM

i hve scars on my wrists frm past luvs

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 07:43 PM

I'm not the largest of men in my downstairs and im hairy in all the wrong places but it's never really bothered me nor has anyone ever said anything about it, so i like to think im quite secure.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes 03-17-2007 08:25 PM

Why the hell does UsedUpPrisonBitch keep wondering why we belittle him, when he posts threads like this? Goddamn idiot.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 08:39 PM

Man that one took me a while :S

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 08:50 PM

:(
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Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 350677)
How big is your dick?

about 1":(

Barnard17 03-17-2007 08:57 PM

olol, micro penis.

See a doctor about that. Pills won't help but surgery could at least return locker room pride.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 08:58 PM

wait he was being serious?

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes (Post 351035)
Why the hell does UsedUpPrisonBitch keep wondering why we belittle him, when he posts threads like this? Goddamn idiot.

Yeah, I do wonder why people have to attack people's sensitivities and vulnerabilities rather than be compassionate towards them, and understanding.

sleepy jack 03-17-2007 08:59 PM

stfu big dumbo!

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:02 PM

sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:06 PM

wtf? o.0

sleepy jack 03-17-2007 09:08 PM

=o

Predator 03-17-2007 09:09 PM

WTF is wrong with you. Why do you feel the need to share this crap? You are either a complete fake, or you have a major mental disorder. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would subject themselves to the kind of reactions that you bring onto yourself. You talk about jerking off while thinking about your sister and think that nobody is going to have a negative reaction? I really hope you are a fake.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:10 PM

Where did he say that?o.0

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:11 PM

I used to think my eyes were too far down on my face, so I would scavage through magazines, and try to see if other people's eyes were about half way down on their face. Generally, that's about where they are, so I'm not as worried about it now.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:12 PM

Thats a bit obsessive if you ask me

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Predator (Post 351091)
WTF is wrong with you. Why do you feel the need to share this crap? You are either a complete fake, or you have a major mental disorder. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would subject themselves to the kind of reactions that you bring onto yourself. You talk about jerking off while thinking about your sister and think that nobody is going to have a negative reaction? I really hope you are a fake.

Uh, no dude. I'm not fake. I'm really unfake. That's why I make painfully honest posts. Beeteedub, they're good, if you have an open, introspective mind.

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:13 PM

Or happen to be a very large fan of the film deliverance aparently...

Predator 03-17-2007 09:14 PM

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/21...-closet-3.html

Read up here, you can find alot of freakiness about him here

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:18 PM

Oh jesus, but is is sister hot? :D

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:23 PM

I'm not going to answer that. What am I, a sicko?

littleknowitall 03-17-2007 09:25 PM

well post up a picture of her naked and we can decide for ourselves...or just post up the one you did a bit of weed whacking to...

TheUsedToolguy 03-17-2007 09:27 PM

Yeah, that's right. I just whacked a little bit, I never actually got off......except the part where I got off.
I believe everyone pretty much finds her attractive, but seeing that it's my sister, I'll say no more on the matter. I do have my dignity, you know?


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