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03-11-2007, 08:29 PM | #23 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
Posts: 2,617
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kill teh pope
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
03-11-2007, 09:34 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Bitchfarmer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Between the minarettes, down the Casbah way.
Posts: 983
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3 options:
Fess up. Bash a classmate and take theirs. Kill your teacher before your teacher kills you.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Yup. Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band, First-night nerves every one-night stand. I should be glad to be so inclined. What a waste! What a waste! But I don't mind. |
03-12-2007, 05:58 AM | #27 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
Posts: 8,723
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This is an option seriously worth considering.
Think of the cool points. For the first time in your life you will be deemed cool and go down as an all time high school legend. Consider it a life decision, a turning point. They'd even have to change the definition of 'Loser' and make the word synonymous with 'cool'. |
03-12-2007, 07:31 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,321
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This thread makes me lol.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |