My Life's Story (Birth to 5)
 

I'm trying to fit in here now that everyone is telling everyone else about there lives, I figured I'd give you my life's story.

Well I'd say it started from the womb. I popped out at 2:14AM on December 31st, 1987,
a healthy baby boy of 8 pounds 11 ounces.

12 inches

Then the doctors took my height,
and I was 23 inches tall.

I remember playing atari and eating sand for the first few years of my life,
along spinning around yelling the word "apple" with my baby brother

I also liked the carebears,
I'd watch them at my dad's office.
Apparently I was quite the spunky kid.

When I was 4 I killed my first prostitute.
It wasn't my fault,
She fell on the knife.

Shortly thereafter, my family moved to virginia, where I began montessori school.

...to be continued...

I can relate

Carebears relay subliminal messages, telling us to kill. Knew it all along.

montesorri school sucks ass!

montessori schools are sketch to me.

I have a bunch of former montessori kids roaming my halls. Most of them are a little off.

i used to go to one in middle school. Every friday we would have a "community meeting" where we would share compliments and thankyous...

They also had a "land school", a k a the farm i had to live on. I think the entire middle school had 40 kids, only 1 of them black.

i remember in 6th grade there, on tuesday at the last hour of school was song time. where we would sing :kum by ya" "big fat walleye" and other incredibly boring, over-the-top, safe family jingles...

urg...

Haha...I've heard they're really good at math tho...and at average, montessori kids appear to be smarter.

^only because they're rich. I had the grandaughter of Walter Mondale(american wanna-be president guy) in my class.

...thinking about it though...she was really dumb..

The ones in my grade have no work ethic. I think it just matters if the students who go are naturally smart and hard working. Because I get the vibe they don't learn that much, just what they want to learn or something.

well Montessori kids, at least at the school i went to. We got to choose our work, and when we wanted to do it, and how.

so pretty much meaning, no one did ****.

23 inches?? you were HUGE! Are you still tall?? Very curious about the answer to that...

ok, well i can't edit my post for some reason
but I also wanted to say about montessori schoo;s- i think it REALLY depends on the school whether or not the kids learn- they are *supposed* to be working or studying something all day...but I i know the school that my sister in law went to just consisted of a lot of pot smoky walks in the woods.

did you know that the woman (Montessori) who started these schools never had the name trademarked so ANY school can call themselves Montessori and not really do what she intended.

straight over your head there.....

No that was "12 inches" Alli.

I'm 6'0.

6'!

hey paper, house sux!

Once again, quit trolling.

I was a little buddah, i think my mother stil hates me for it :D