A_Perfect_Sonnet

I'm trying to fit in here now that everyone is telling everyone else about there lives, I figured I'd give you my life's story.

Well I'd say it started from the womb. I popped out at 2:14AM on December 31st, 1987,
a healthy baby boy of 8 pounds 11 ounces.

12 inches

Then the doctors took my height,
and I was 23 inches tall.

I remember playing atari and eating sand for the first few years of my life,
along spinning around yelling the word "apple" with my baby brother

I also liked the carebears,
I'd watch them at my dad's office.
Apparently I was quite the spunky kid.

When I was 4 I killed my first prostitute.
It wasn't my fault,
She fell on the knife.

Shortly thereafter, my family moved to virginia, where I began montessori school.

...to be continued...