Family are not those with whom you share your blood, but those for whom you would give it.

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici (By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.)

Chappelle FTW.
**** Happens

Momma always said life was like a box of crack rocks

Do you just live by that so you can say it constantly like a pretentious prick who impresses people with alliteration?
I would picture Big3 to do that for some reason.
*hides*

In order, of course.

1. Thug Life

2. Tu fuis, ego eris

3. Probably some other babble too.

I used to live by "Carpe Diem", but Carpe Diem is Dead.

:beer:

Word.

Ethan read my poem!
The second one in about three months, sadly.

"Perfect an innocent expression and you will be able to get away with a lot of things."

Not so much a quote, more a summary of how I can get away with doing or saying some very suspect things without even having to lie... because I have such an innocent expression that when I tell people about it they assume I'm joking. :) Its ****ing ace.

I've never said it aloud to anybody actually. Probably for good reason :P

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons. For you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.

I have a banner with this last one on it :)