I have an emotional predicament.
 

OK, so me and the gf have been together nearly 17 months, for the past 2.5 months its been quite dull and uneventful, and ive consequently lost the enthusiasm for it. YET, i dint want to let go and she still really loves me. What do people suggest? Anyone been in a similiar situation?

Shag her hard. Afterwards say "well that was crap. We need new horizons. I have a destony, and you're holding me back. I must follow the rainbow until I find the pot of gold ... en hair, connected to long legs and a great arse. With tits and a wasit inbetween. Don't call us, we'll call you."

After a minute say "What are you still doing here? You're dumped you dumb whore" if she hasn't left.

Couples are annoying.

If I had a gf I would put those thoughts in the back of my mind and ask myself do I love her? am I willing to make her happy as long as were both together. Also consider if both of you connect emotionally that also is a good sign and these thoughts are just over exageration.

I love it when people edit: with bad grammar give out advice.

Who cares if it helps someone.

Taking advice from a semi-literate would make Stu a moron, which he most certainly is not.

You ****ing pansy. "Love"=being in a ****ty relationship as long as she's happy?

Seriously, first grow a brain. Second grow some balls.

At least I gave him a logical response to his problem un-like you.

What's LOGICAL about your response? You need to look up logic. Logic is not slaving after some self absorbed bitch so that you can unwittingly raise somebody elses children just because you're in love with her. My response was not serious, but at least he'd get a shag out of it. What does he get with yours? Loss of dignity and dumped in a month.

Unlike is one word. Un-like means it's like un. What the hell is an un?

Gottascrem, promise me that when you hit 50 you'll get DNA test on your kids to make sure you've not been cuckolded.