Release Of Homosexual Tension Thread (albums, Ching)

sleepy jack · 01-21-2007, 11:08 PM

Like I wanna have sex after watching a bunch of dirty hairy hobbits on a pirate shipp then i wanna go on teh interweb and post about it

post ur ghey fantasies/experiences!1

Laces Out Dan! · 01-21-2007, 11:09 PM

My partner is such a self centered little buttercup..like...when was the last time MY balls got any attention

sleepy jack · 01-21-2007, 11:10 PM

Oh you go boy! When my partner does that I tell him I won't cook for him for a week and that straightens him back up.

Laces Out Dan! · 01-21-2007, 11:12 PM

One time i decided i wasnt going to cook for him. and one day i came home and there was this mexican in my kitchen with only a sock on...we had quite the feist that night...*purr*

sleepy jack · 01-21-2007, 11:13 PM

Oh snap! My man never does anything like that for me, his idea of romantic is a beer and the superbowl. Little does he know I got the real game know what im sayin'?

Laces Out Dan! · 01-21-2007, 11:15 PM

OMG, like i know right?
My man can't even please me anymore...his idea of foreplay is smacking me in the face with his roger.

sleepy jack · 01-21-2007, 11:18 PM

Yeah, my man wasn't into doing it under the christmas trees with condoms and miscellaneous christmas presents anywhere. So insensitive!

Spike*Spiegel · 01-22-2007, 01:27 AM

DearJenny · 01-22-2007, 07:05 AM

Rofl. You guys are horrible.

bruise_violet · 01-22-2007, 01:23 PM

I licked out my bff.

And I'm not even joking.

01-21-2007, 11:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	My partner is such a self centered little buttercup..like...when was the last time MY balls got any attention __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

01-21-2007, 11:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	One time i decided i wasnt going to cook for him. and one day i came home and there was this mexican in my kitchen with only a sock on...we had quite the feist that night...purr __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

01-21-2007, 11:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	OMG, like i know right? My man can't even please me anymore...his idea of foreplay is smacking me in the face with his roger. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

01-22-2007, 07:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	Rofl. You guys are horrible. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

01-22-2007, 01:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	I licked out my bff. And I'm not even joking. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

01-22-2007, 01:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761