Release Of Homosexual Tension Thread
 

Like I wanna have sex after watching a bunch of dirty hairy hobbits on a pirate shipp then i wanna go on teh interweb and post about it

post ur ghey fantasies/experiences!1

My partner is such a self centered little buttercup..like...when was the last time MY balls got any attention

Oh you go boy! When my partner does that I tell him I won't cook for him for a week and that straightens him back up.

One time i decided i wasnt going to cook for him. and one day i came home and there was this mexican in my kitchen with only a sock on...we had quite the feist that night...*purr*

Oh snap! My man never does anything like that for me, his idea of romantic is a beer and the superbowl. Little does he know I got the real game know what im sayin'?

OMG, like i know right?
My man can't even please me anymore...his idea of foreplay is smacking me in the face with his roger.

Yeah, my man wasn't into doing it under the christmas trees with condoms and miscellaneous christmas presents anywhere. So insensitive!

Rofl. You guys are horrible.

I licked out my bff.






















And I'm not even joking.

Urghhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. Not THAT was tension relief ;). My boyfriend only wants my body....I don't know, their's like so much more to me, my brains, my sense of humor, seriously girls, its like, breaking my heart.

What's he going to do with your brains? Challenge you with especially exciting maths problems? Cook them in a tasty offal?

Maybe if you say that with a camp tone it would seem funnier....

All this talk about their partners gets me depressed.:(

I would let Patrick Wolf get some timorous ass

Patrick Wolf is basically the hottest person.
Ever.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83...olf/magicp.jpg

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^he looks like a very serious keebler elf

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6426/magicp5tn.jpg

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I hate you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nsc87Eq5-w0

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=xS4tBqvfPko

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And the Wind In The Wires video is just straight up too hot for life.

That edited on picture, is so not cool.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83...ckwolf/omy.jpg

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haha, i disagree, i think it's quite amusing

It is, but thats so not the point. So i'm using this post as an excuse to post another picture.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83...ckgolfcart.jpg
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hey, he's not a keebler elf, he's Peter Pan!

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/4...olfcart8lc.jpg

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=(!

...You people scare me.

Ethan is the only scary one.

Ethans not scary, he's just er....misunderstood.

I'm sorry, but when I see that picture, the word "scary" comes to mind.

Point made O.O

Scary would be an understatement.

Admittedly I judged the entire thread on that one picture, but I think it's understandable.

This thread is missing something.



























LESBIANS :D

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what would you like me to post a pic of me kissing one of my best friends?, like squeaky?

Yes.

if i find one, there might be a few on her camera from the halloween part, i was suppose to put a "bloody kiss" onher shoulder, ie i use a little blood capsule for that, i was a vampire

i also am a big fan of yuri, (for those who understand anime speak)

:love: :love: :beer: