Release Of Homosexual Tension Thread
 

Like I wanna have sex after watching a bunch of dirty hairy hobbits on a pirate shipp then i wanna go on teh interweb and post about it

post ur ghey fantasies/experiences!1

My partner is such a self centered little buttercup..like...when was the last time MY balls got any attention

Oh you go boy! When my partner does that I tell him I won't cook for him for a week and that straightens him back up.

One time i decided i wasnt going to cook for him. and one day i came home and there was this mexican in my kitchen with only a sock on...we had quite the feist that night...*purr*

Oh snap! My man never does anything like that for me, his idea of romantic is a beer and the superbowl. Little does he know I got the real game know what im sayin'?

OMG, like i know right?
My man can't even please me anymore...his idea of foreplay is smacking me in the face with his roger.

Yeah, my man wasn't into doing it under the christmas trees with condoms and miscellaneous christmas presents anywhere. So insensitive!

Rofl. You guys are horrible.

I licked out my bff.






















And I'm not even joking.