Rosie vs. The Donald
 

Apparently Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell are feuding. So I got to thinking, who would win in a fight?


Ive got my money on the fat broad.

Well, Donald will have the last laugh when Rosie is burning in hell for being a godless homosexual AMIRITE?

well, google says the donald would win

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...2=Donald+Trump

They both have huge teeth but Donalds are whiter, so he'd definitely win, not that it's a valid point.

But y'know actually it could be. Rosie might feel really self conscious about her teeth when she sees Donalds are so white, therefore she gets put off, and loses shamefully.

:D

Well one has a Golden Globe in her hands while the other is a billionaire whos catching Larry King in the wife wars...so I'm pretty sure thats a loss for everyone.

Rosie wins by choking Donald on his wig. Ding ding.

no Donald wins because his penis is bigger that hers.

man those teeth are scary

and i just read somethin in the newspaper about donald trump and some girls at school were talkin about him so i guess he'd win

Is he wearing foundation?

What are they fighting about..

That depends the outcome...

Except with fists.

I think he may have used a little self-tan, or maybe he just drank too much fanta orange...

with so many money in your bank account you just tend to turn orange

But Bill Gates isnt orange..is he?

you haven't seen ALL of bill gates, have you? ;)

HA HA..no his software is unseen by my virgin eyes.

Rosie actually made some very valid criticisms, his image is a very fake one, everyone thinks he's some marketing genius because thats what he is being marketing as, but in reality his casinos are doing very poorly, he has had various problems with bankruptcy, he's a very mediocre businessman, hence why he's whoring himself so much for endorsements and tv spots to make a living these days, shes right about him being a hypocrite, it is funny for a guy who has cheated on his hundred something wives and then talk about "giving someone a second chance".

And what is his rebuttal to this?... He calls her ugly, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle back. :laughing:

Plus he made nothing but mean spirited remarks about her weight which didn't even have anything to do with anything, he already insulted women with self image problems with the Miss USA pageant, now he's even worse, he only further proved Rosies point that he has a very shallow view of what morality is.

I wish bill gates was my best friend!I could use that money!!!Anyway rosie would win!

Alan Sugar would kick the **** out of Donald Trump any day of the week. I'm pretty sure that, as Booboo alluded to, Donald Trump makes his money by appearing in TV shows and writing books which are meant to show people how to become an effective businessperson, which is a bit iffy because however rich he is now he seems to have ****ed up royally quite a lot of times in the past and is probably still going due more to luck and having a Jeffrey Archer-like capacity for bull****ting than having any more geniune business skills.

I don't even like The Apprentice, why is it so popular?


Now if they gave Ted Turner a show, then I might be interested.

The British one is pretty great (Alan Sugars is brilliant), but the American one sucks.

YES YES YES! And who is Alan?

Sir. Alan Sugar is a businessman from London who owns Amstrad and a load of property. I find him very funny because he's extremely blunt and to-the-point, and isn't full of bull**** like Donald Trump is. He's also such a good businessman that, unlike Trump, you don't feel your intelligence is being insulted whenever you hear him talk about business.


EDIT: On room 101 (UK show where you say what you want the world to be rid of, he got rid of "American English, men who wear wigs, call centres, schmoozers and adverts that do not mention what is being sold", which is enough for me to vote him for king.

I hope your fee from this post is being donated to Great Ormond Street hospital ;)

I'm no gambler :laughing:


Trump would probably would have knocked down the hospital and built a 100 storey brothel called "Trump House of Whores", using all of the money collected that year by all UK charities, having already declared himself president of all UK charities. Then he'd declare the charities bankrupt and write another book in which he paraphrases his smudged first year college lecture notes again within and renames a few economic theories so that they now contain the word 'Trump'.

rosie would win cuz she could just sit on his face and kill him with one fart up the nose.

Larry King Live just came on (I am tivoing it for later) and it is Trump on it once again. This guy just does not know how to let it go!!!

I think the donlad would win. just because he's got so much money he could hire someone to fight for him.

It doesn't matter.