Desired_Moments

I just thought I'd share, because it is extremely hilarious.

I had to hobble my way to the doctors today after a night of suffering and pain after Moley 'LittleKnowItAll' banged me far too hard and tore ligaments in my effing back. Aswel as that. Moley. came. in . his own. face! *pauses to lmao* (by accident ofcourse) as much as he is a dirty rampant ho. *lmao again*

*Moley- mumbles
*me- 'did you, just c*m in your face?'
*Moley-nods
*me-snickers, then laughs uncontrollably.
*Both walk into the light, I notice he has an eye closed*
*me- 'you, you didn't c*m in your eye did you?'
*moley- nods again. (he cant open his mouth to speak for he has semen on his lips, forehead, hair and eye!)

I thought I'd shame him with that, although he should be quite proud with the tearing of my ligaments. o.O

Anyone have any stories?

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Dude.


I inject smack into my eyes.