You're All Sheep!
 

While I admit, this is ostensibly funny, I still can't stand it - What a patronizing bastard.

He's not a bastard...The Volta is not an appropriate band to slam dance to.
Those kids are all SHEEP! THEY WATCH TOO MUCH TV!

On the contrary, the Volta are not an appropriate band to get booked for some Numetal festival hahah. Or whatever that was.

yeah, i'd like to find out what those kids were there to see.

I bet they were really misplaced. Both times I've seen the Mars Volta, the crowd was dancing gleefully. No "slamming" or anything. Oh well, I love the band, I just find it unnecessary for Cedric to ruin those people's time.

Cedric does what he wants.
BTW, i envy you...You've seen them TWICE!

Once would not nearly suffice! They really are a lot of fun in person. Can't say I listen to their albums much, though.

What the fuk that was messed up

you're messed up