right-track's guide to essential life-skills. (quote, 1987)

Mr Sensitive · 01-02-2007, 04:11 PM

It was nice that I got an apology in advance.

littleknowitall · 09-01-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive

It was nice that I got an apology in advance.

Aye, T'was rather charming actually.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-06-2007, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

3. How to cop a free feel.

One for the boys.

1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them.

2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-06-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

I bet you only say that because you were stupid enough to try it

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-06-2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I bet you only say that because you were stupid enough to try it

Nah, just experience with women. Don't worry Urb, your time will come one of these days little buddy.

right-track · 01-06-2007, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

You should try it oojay...you may be surprised by the results.
Particularly when done with a certain amount of panache.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-06-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

You should try it oojay...you may be surprised by the results.
Particularly when done with a certain amount of vodka.

fixed

NaNaNer · 01-02-2007, 04:12 PM

That would never work on me.

Its like the whole

"Can you touch your elbows behind your back?"

Mr Sensitive · 01-02-2007, 04:13 PM

I can put my legs behind my head.

NaNaNer · 01-02-2007, 04:15 PM

As can I..I can also stick my entire fist in my mouth, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue etc.

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Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 789	It was nice that I got an apology in advance. __________________

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NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 489	That would never work on me. Its like the whole "Can you touch your elbows behind your back?" __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”

01-02-2007, 04:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 789	I can put my legs behind my head. __________________

01-02-2007, 04:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 489	As can I..I can also stick my entire fist in my mouth, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue etc. __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”