right-track's guide to essential life-skills. (quote, 1982, Ching)

right-track · 01-02-2007, 03:37 PM

1. How to get by in Welsh.

Apologies to moley and Mr. Sensitive.

Out of my way you thieving dark haired little midget.
Allan o fy ffordd, y corrach bach gwallt-dulladronllyd.

Don't you "Boyo" me, you Taffy yokel.
Paid galw "Boyo" arna' i, taeog Gymro.

And my favourite...

No I don't want to see another chapel...are there no pubs?
Na dydw i ddim eisiau gweld capelarall...oes na ddim tafarndai?

right-track · 01-02-2007, 03:42 PM

2. How to disgust your mates.

1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate.

2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck.

3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

TheBig3 · 01-02-2007, 04:14 PM

Call me ignorant, but Welsh is a spoken language? I thought it was akin to elven.

right-track · 01-02-2007, 04:16 PM

Similar, in that they are spoken by people of about the same height.
Sadly, a dying language.

sleepy jack · 01-02-2007, 04:33 PM

Moley tried to teach me a welsh word once, I couldn't pronounce it

right-track · 01-02-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Moley tried to teach me a welsh word once, I couldn't pronounce it

Imagine hawking up flem, it helps with pronunciation.
It's a real shame if it dies out. It's the oldest language in Britain.
Estimated at between 2,500 - 4,000 years old.

tdoc210 · 01-02-2007, 04:37 PM

^ oh me too
it wa slike 237930 charchters long

right-track · 01-02-2007, 05:07 PM

3. How to cop a free feel.

One for the boys.

1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them.

2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

Mr Sensitive · 01-02-2007, 05:11 PM

It was nice that I got an apology in advance.

NaNaNer · 01-02-2007, 05:12 PM

That would never work on me.

Its like the whole

"Can you touch your elbows behind your back?"

01-02-2007, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	right-track's guide to essential life-skills. 1. How to get by in Welsh. Apologies to moley and Mr. Sensitive. Out of my way you thieving dark haired little midget. Allan o fy ffordd, y corrach bach gwallt-dulladronllyd. Don't you "Boyo" me, you Taffy yokel. Paid galw "Boyo" arna' i, taeog Gymro. And my favourite... No I don't want to see another chapel...are there no pubs? Na dydw i ddim eisiau gweld capelarall...oes na ddim tafarndai?

01-02-2007, 04:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Call me ignorant, but Welsh is a spoken language? I thought it was akin to elven. __________________ I've moved to a new address

01-02-2007, 04:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ oh me too it wa slike 237930 charchters long __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

01-02-2007, 05:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	It was nice that I got an apology in advance. __________________

01-02-2007, 05:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 489	That would never work on me. Its like the whole "Can you touch your elbows behind your back?" __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”

01-02-2007, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	2. How to disgust your mates. 1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate. 2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck. 3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

01-02-2007, 04:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Similar, in that they are spoken by people of about the same height. Sadly, a dying language.

01-02-2007, 05:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	3. How to cop a free feel. One for the boys. 1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them. 2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.