They have sex scenes on TV there??

OMG I got to move.

4. How To Get By In Spanish...Part 1.

How are you?
Que tal?

Sorry to interrupt your siesta Pedro...but I want service.
Perdone molestar tu siesta Pedro...pero necesisto servizio.

Were your staff trained by General Franco?
Eran Franquistas vuestro personal?

^ Tip: Depending on the Spanish speaking country you are visiting at the time, insert local dictators name where it reads... Eran Franquistas.

Please stop farting, I'm British.
Cede de echarse pedos, soy Ingles. (or...soy Americano etc)

Take that stupid sombrero off, you nearly had my eye out!
Quitate ese sombrero ridulo, casi me quitasel ojo!

5. How to get rid of annoying posts.

1. Tick individual posts that require moving.
2. Use mod slide bar situated at bottom of thread and select a thread to put selected posts.
3. Paste destination.
4. Click "Go".
5. And voila...annoying posts removed.

e.g...http://www.musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=20243

e.g. http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=451419 **

6. How to Make Swim a Happy Panda

Take a picture of your fist in your mouth and post it on mb.

I just realized you're the same age as Ethan.

An essential life skill has to definitely be MJ's smoothness.
It's priceless.

maybe tomorrow

Let's change this to "How to get kicked in the junk".

I bet you only say that because you were stupid enough to try it

Nah, just experience with women. Don't worry Urb, your time will come one of these days little buddy.