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01-03-2007, 12:19 AM | #43 (permalink) |
Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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Hahahahahahahaha. Oh god I love that flash to no end.
Crowquill has grown on me. ......we tight right?
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01-03-2007, 09:56 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Freeskier
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople...
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okay, so, here's the earth, its chilling, damn that is a sweet earth you might say....alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up. okay, so basically we've got china, france, india, israel, pakistan, russia, the UK, and us with nukes. we've got about 2600 more than anybody else....whatever. anyway, one day we decide those chinese sons of bitches are goin down, so we launch a nuke at china. While it's on it's way, China's like "shit shit who the fuck it shooting us!?" "OH WELL FIRE MISSILES!" Then france is like "shit guys! look at the misiles they are coming, FIRE OUR SHIT!" "But I am le tired" "well have a nap...THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!" Meanwhile australia is down there like "wtf mate?" india israel and pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got misiles flying everywhere passing eachother. Russia's like "AAHHH MOTHER LAANNDD!" Then Enlgand's like "bout that time eh chaps? Right ho". So now the US is like "fuck we're dumbasses". Canada's like "whats going on eh?" Australia's still like "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like "well fuck that." So, now we've got nuclear winter, everyone's dead except australia, and they're still like "wtf?" But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos. But assuming we dont blow ourselves up, us californians just have to worry about breaking off from the united states, to go hang with hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END!
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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER |
01-03-2007, 09:56 PM | #46 (permalink) |
Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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^yay!
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
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