christmas cracker jokes - they get better every year ¬_¬ (rock, Bob Marley)

right-track · 12-25-2006, 08:00 AM

What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' Jammin
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.

Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.

I'm in a good Xmas mood today...I let my daughter have TWO pieces of paper from the printer, so she can crayon on them.

12-25-2006, 08:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' Jammin What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts? Hope you like Jammin too. Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are Smarties in the nude. I'm in a good Xmas mood today...I let my daughter have TWO pieces of paper from the printer, so she can crayon on them.