I have something to tell you,
 

I'd just like to say that on Saturday night I saw 2 stippers.

And I gave them money.

male or female?

And I spent it on crack and condoms.

How much?

Why give them money? just let them entertain you for free. Be cheap and nasty, like myself =D

No one is going to perform for free..

Wait..

Do you know someone?

They were female.

Dressed as police women.

YUMYUMYUM

Waste Of A Thread Alert

I pushed the red botton when you said that..

I call lies.

UNLESS YOUR SECRETLY SEB LOLOLOL

I think they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying...

You don't even know what I'm talking about.

I thought that was horse racing?

You all just shut the hell up about my gambling problem.

I really hope you aren't serious.

It was a joke.

How cliche it's getting to throw insults at me. This is such a high level of immaturity it borders on comical. But then again tragic because you feel the need to do it every chance you get.

Oh and thank you, Mr Sensitive.

Yeah rise, start sucking thom yorkes cock every 10 seconds. Way cooler

Ok Dark Orchid.

If you were Johnny and I was living downtown driving all the old men crazy I'd slap your face.

good band. Actually, scratch that, GREAT band.

I love my dead *** son.




part 1.

you mean I am SEB?

No, I actually saw strippers.

One was a DREADFUL dancer. The whole thing lasted one song, like 3 minutes. And there was like a 3 year old child there but I thought it would make me seem cooler to leave all that out.