If you were Johnny and I was living downtown driving all the old men crazy I'd slap your face.

good band. Actually, scratch that, GREAT band.

I love my dead *** son.




part 1.

you mean I am SEB?

No, I actually saw strippers.

One was a DREADFUL dancer. The whole thing lasted one song, like 3 minutes. And there was like a 3 year old child there but I thought it would make me seem cooler to leave all that out.